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Sr. Digital Producer and CFB Lead for ESPN | Still waiting to read Connor Stalions manifesto
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www.tiktok.com/t/ZT296wQHv/
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Would be like that video where the PA announcer tries to tell Southern to stop playing during game play
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The inclusion of “highly lucrative but evil trafficking” was certainly a choice. Could have just said trafficking is evil, but sure point out these scumbags have a hell of a business model too.
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Only because I'm currently messing around in ChatGPT and this felt like the perfect AI prompt.
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The old I’m gonna burn the house down so it can’t catch on fire approach.
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I learned I was apparently allergic to vodka a few years ago. Surprise new allergies are wild.
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Made that same mistake years ago. Rose Bowl: beautiful venue, one of the worst stadiums there is to try and get in and out of.
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Pop Tarts Bowl?
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When I see that there are sprinkles on the sidelines
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Ahhh you’re forgetting though that SEC bowl losses don’t count because they were too sad to give it their all.
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Expressive shot of the talent, good representation of the subject matter. Easily identifiable. Pretty much all you need.
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Nah. You need the extra slots to deal with the “we deserve a shot” teams (SMU, Indiana, etc). Every so often they’ll prove that yes, they did deserve it. Most of the time they’ll be who we thought they were.
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After talking about how much he kicks the shit out of good teams pregame.
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In six quarters against ranked opponents this season, Indiana has now been outscored, 55-18. In the Hoosiers other 11 games this year, they've outscored their opponents by an average score of 46-13.
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Gonna have to lock up the football team every other year then when they play Michigan.
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I went there around 2007 or 08 for a shoot for work, and remember feeling the exact same way. Looked nice, but also felt empty.
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Those are just low altitude passing yards.
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The AI is gonna create a new show called Shits Money