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I'm Chris Kalos (he/him), I run a YouTube channel called Kalos Likes Computers along with @chrismin13.com (until I fire him again).
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5D Balatro with Multiverse Time-Travel

bestfriEND . boyfriEND . girlfriEND . it all ENDs . you know what doesn’t end ? hawk tuah ... rt if you cried .,

uh fuck?

rage is one of the absolute worst things for streets to be of

You've heard of the Irish Goodbye, now get ready for the TikTok Exit. It's where you make everything really dramatic and say you're gonna leave for good this time but then you leave for all but 12 minutes and come back but something isn't quite right with you anymore.

Do Americans know French Fries are potatoes

being seeded probably feels good asf if ur a torrent

Played more Tears of the Kingdom today for the first time since January 9th 2024. Sigh...

Pros of having your own place: - can scream - have your friends over - no r00lz Cons of having your own place: - laurnrdrey 🥴

NO WAYYYYY 50 KAYYYYY I'll get a cake to celebrate

Justice for Lorka

what they tell you about tattoos: pain is temporary, drip is forever what they don't tell you about tattoos: ITCHY a!

Some people will cut you out of their life and then keep being nonchalant about it like they didn't just hurt you Bro gtfo

Let's name it Gulf of Europe

I may or may not have made a banger video

What if you wanted to release a video today but a BIG TECH YOUTUBE CHANNEL covers the same exact topic on that same day so now you look like a copycat

mine crartt

*on the phone* yea i got the milk. no it doesnt have that fuckass skeleton in it this time. alright cool

Dear iPhone, If I typed something and you autocorrected it, and I went back and deleted it and wrote it again, I MEANT TO TYPE WHAT I FUCKING TYPED. Autocorrect me one more time, see what happens.

what if you wanted to read books but your brain said "but but but muh adhd 🥺 i will die if i read a single full sentence and it is not immediately rewarding"

Lowkey upset that I'm hosting a Minecraft server for my friends but none of them want to play

What's wrong babe? You've barely touched your Negative Perishable Rental Egg.

What is the best progressive house track ever made and why is it Escape by Kx5 featuring Hayla

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkTt...

A friend of mine got offered an UNPAID INTERNSHIP at the US Embassy. Come on guys. Work for fascists AND starve?

Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one

Executive dysfunction is a curse I wouldn't wish upon anyone.

Chocolate is SO OVERRATED

Can't believe I'm seeing underscores live. INCREDIBLY excited

like this post because it's my birthday

Up next on my indie-games-recommended-by-Bluesky-folks list is 1000xRESIST, which I'll play... eventually.