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chrisneagle.bsky.social
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If you’re a Frasier fan, take a few minutes out to read this, you won’t regret it: open.substack.com/pub/archerpa...

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.

Me seeing the state of The Brick

Never Forget

There are many ways to frame the title race. This angle certainly puts it into context though. www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index....

What a great joke. Lays bare the essential idiocy of bigotry, sets up a punchline the crowd can enjoy in their heads, and then tops it 🤌🏽

One of my favourite things anyone has ever said about art. You'll be missed, David. 🌹

That the anti-aging tech dork is a 45yo man who looks like a slightly damp 43yo man is the funniest possible version of the story. If he looked older, it would be hack. Much younger, impressive. But a near negligible difference, for a life of constant misery, absolutely slaps.

The single greatest moment of broadcasting our great nation has ever known. Treating WW2 like a mid-week fixture 🫡

My favorite thing about this is the ceo saying the AI robot girlfriend can learn about your brand and promote it. Like yeah that’ll be a real selling point: buy my shit I demonstrably cannot convince a single human female to say its a good idea

every single one of these guys is an incel loser who thought that being rich would make them popular and well-liked and when it didn't happen they lost their minds even further

A guy who made a website to rate the attractiveness of girls who would never even consider fucking him in a million years has an enormous, almost singular influence on everything your parents believe and how they vote

Ahoy? Yeah, it’s Alexander. Alexander Graham Bell. No, I’m not “in your house.” It’s called a phone, dumbass. I just invented it. Hanging up now, call me back if you’re not a bitch oh wait you can’t yet lmao

the two things I believe most strongly in this world are that public services should be wholly replaced by the private sector and that the government should intervene instantly the second I personally feel a little bit scared

“Will pay any amount.” Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.

Look, I’m a child of the 80s, I cannot pretend otherwise. But god damn it I love this man so much.

Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving

The new manager coming into Wolves

JOSEPH: "we said the curfew was 10pm, young man, your mother was sick with worry!" JESUS: "Urgh, shut up! You're not even my real dad..." MARY: "Go to your room, we'll talk about this in the morning"

Reform is a party by and for men born in 1967 who believe they were personally gassed at the Somme.

Re Gregg Wallace, I’m a huge fan of @duncanrobinson.bsky.social’s aphorism that British scandals aren’t discovered, simply noticed. Popbitch has told everyone what he’s been doing for years

go.bsky.app/8E2FToS

Annoying to drop the points that late but fine to get another point on the board, the last 5-6 games run has been tough and a big ask to be winning every game. Long season ahead for everyone. #LFC

Always get the most enjoyment out of the spotify wrapped playlist you get at the end of the year as it brings back gems from earlier in your year. This year it brought back to me the most amazing song, "Thankfully for Anthony" by Bill Ryder-Jones.

If you see this, post a Knight.

Yes, it became a fucking sewer but we shouldn't forget that at its best Twitter could be utterly sensational

A proper scoundrel of a goal from #lfc striker Peter Beardsley this week in 1989. Including: - Instant control of a ball dropping from Earth’s stratosphere. - Nonchalant nutmeg of Colin Hendry. - And finally, a clinical finish.

On Darren Barnard’s birthday, a reminder of one of the great forgotten volleys. WHAT A HIT, SON.

Really funny. Even though they’re saying unbuilt stadiums are amazing & fluffing up other areas of the bid, the most they can say about the risk to human rights WHEN TRYING TO PAINT A POSITIVE PICTURE is that’s it’s “medium” 😂😂 Well then, I feel reassured!

Pizza guys jacket in home alone is so incredibly sick

it just gets more efficient by the hour