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chrisorbach.bsky.social
Actor, writer, singer-songwriter, VO artist. Husband, father, sober..and yes..son of Jerry! “I’ve been rich, and I’ve been thin..but never at the same time.”🤣
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That mythical 5k “DOGE check” is gonna run out in about 1.2 seconds if you get cancer w/o health care. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Haha I actually just got yelled at by someone for not deleting it fast enough! Oh well, some people should never skip lunch. Also, you can’t please everybody 🤣❤️

“WAHHH! WE GOTTA CUT SPENDING SO WE CAN GET RID OF ALL MY TAXES SO I CAN WATCH THE WORLD BURN FROM A SWEET DOME ON MARS!!! WHHHYYYY CAN’T YOU JUST LET ME WATCH THE WORLD BURN FROM A DOME ON MARRRRRS??? THIS IS TYRANNY!!! WAHHHHH!!!”

BWAHAHAHA

Finally! Killed my X acct just now, and deleted the app. I had gotten up to 10k followers, many of whom were gracious and kind fans of my late father’s. Also made nice connections w artists and celebs I greatly admire. But the place is a Nuremberg rally now, run by an absolute bastard. So, done. ❤️

Jesus Effin’ Christ. As I’ve said, when the bar can’t get any lower, these bastards DIG UNDER IT.

“Democrats seem to be waiting for Trump, Musk, and MAGA to naturally become unpopular, instead of working overtime to make them unpopular. We can’t wait. We need a unified, aggressive, and creative opposition in this country.” Read more from @leahgreenberg.bsky.social and @ezralevin.bsky.social. 👇

My “X”-perience, in a nutshell 🤣🤣

Orwell said we’d be destroyed by what we fear. Huxley said we’d be destroyed by what we enjoy. The truth is much worse: we’re being destroyed by the calculated, for-profit, tech-driven weaponization of both. The reasonable are overloaded, dejected. The ignorant and crazy are thrilled.

It’s a cult

From 2018 or so. ❤️

Re-Posting some stuff here that I’ve posted in the past on X. For those familiar w me from there, sorry if I’m repeating myself. But part of my process of going dormant there is taking things away from there and bringing them to a saner place. Anyway, here’s me, at 16, in 1985 ❤️

“Test drive ze new Fasc-back!”