chrisorbach.bsky.social
Actor, writer, singer-songwriter, VO artist. Husband, father, sober..and yes..son of Jerry! “I’ve been rich, and I’ve been thin..but never at the same time.”🤣
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Bread and circuses.
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Glad we’re BOTH here! 👍🏼
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“OOTS OOTS OOTS OOTS” (background audio)
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“Finally growing a spine!” And a hilarious one: “So, you stole your dad’s account for followers and deleted it. Nice son!” I mean, the acct was mine, in my name. My dad passed in 2004, 2 years before Twitter existed! As I said, some folks should NOT skip lunch. 🤣🤷🏻♂️❤️
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I kept it as a placeholder for a while because I wanted to stay in touch w a few people across platforms and also get backups of some posts, and w 2 kids and work it took more time than anticipated. 🤷🏻♂️ Some people just fire things off, though. You should have seen some of the comments!
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👆🏻This. Made me think of Smedley Butler’s line, “The rich man’s trick.” Set people against each other, you get away w everything b/c they’re so busy hating each other they’re not watching what you’re doing. They’ll take anything: black/white, straight/gay/trans, north/south, east/west, and use it.
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My dad didn’t have an account, it was mine and in my name. Putz.
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Did you skip lunch?
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Thank you ❤️
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Honestly, nothing these pricks do would surprise me.
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I hung on too long. I was grateful to the place for putting me in direct touch with some actual childhood heroes of mine, but the bad is so outweighing the good there I just couldn’t stomach it anymore 👍🏼
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Yeah — and it wasn’t just Elon, it was that actual Nazis and delusional jerks just feel so comfortable and emboldened there…I mean, posts mocking Elon are banned, posts denying the Holocaust are allowed?? Won’t play in a pit like that anymore. They can all throw crap at each other w/o me! ❤️👍🏼
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I gotta say, it feels great 👍🏼
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“You’re a monster, Zorg.”
“I know.” ❤️
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“What a difference…a TAPE makes…” 🤣
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“We were offended by your inclusiveness, so we threw poisoned raw meat to our batshit constituents until they ate their own faces….IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!” 🙄
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Not fit to iron Stevie Ray’s shorts 👍🏼
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More wisdom from a bot farm in Omsk 🤣
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Thank you ❤️
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It took the Nazis one month, three weeks, two days, eight hours, and 40 minutes to dismantle a constitutional republic.
When the fire starts to burn, every good person better be ready to man a post with a bucket of water if you want to stop it from raging out of control.
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Thank you 👍🏼
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Biggest demo for e cars? ppl who care about global warming, who tend to lean left/center. Musk “coming out” as an utter fash-bag & alienating his main customers means a) he’s far dumber than anyone thought or b) whatever he loses on Telsa is chump change next to what he’d gain w enough deregulation
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Keep this helpful chart handy 🤣
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While we’re at it, shame on Robby Mook, — HRC’s campaign mgr, who did more to lose ‘16 than all the the monsters in the closet *combined*, w his 1992 polling data, & assumptions re minorities, blue collar workers, & the upper Midwest. What I’m done with more than anything? Circular firing squads.👍🏼
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Thank you ❤️
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“I’m having NUNAVUT!”
(Sorry. Couldn’t resist.)
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As I’ve said before, thank god Canada is drivable.
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The finest example of Frontier Gibberish since “Blazing Saddles.” He’s not mentally fit to *make coffee* for AOC.
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Put the crack pipe back into your mouth. Or at least head back to the k-cup machine. Don’t they comp you those at the Times? 🙄
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Jesus Christ. Good thing it’s drivable to Canada 🤷🏻♂️
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The next time I visit, we’ll be looking at houses. ❤️
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Read this yesterday 🤷🏻♂️🤣❤️
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As I’ve written before, in many respects Nazis have taken a real step down. They’ve gone from taking France while singing “Ride Of The Valkyries” to NOT taking Greenland while singing “Macho Man.” 🙄
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Thank you. And I agree! ❤️
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Hope it never comes to that. Xoxo
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