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Omg the PvE in escape from Tarkov is so goated I can finally play the game as I was god awful at PvP and every time a player saw me I would instantly die

I started halo 1 two nights ago it’s actually quite fun still to this day though it’s my first play through

This makes up for the fact my heat is being fucky today on god I love pachirisu so much

PSN being down really and listening to people complain like it’s the end times shows why being a multi platform gamer is goated

Ok I’m sick of hearing about Elon let’s just send him to the gulag and let the warzone sweats take care of him

Calling it gta6 doesn’t have a online mode because it would be a waste of time and money because gtaO still prints money like a paper factory

So, my video game hill to die on is that Final Fantasy VI is much better than Final Fantasy VII. At first it looks like a typical "fight the evil empire" plot but the twist is that the real villain is a giggling dolt who causes an apocalypse by jamming a bunch of buttons for kicks.

So Mai just dropped in Street Fighter 6 and goddamn what a woman

Bots on YouTube are getting gross and not like hyperbolically gross like actually gross I saw one with a Pfp that just showed off the anal wrinkles like Jesus it wasn’t even a nice hole it was brown and used

Shane is my favorite

I’m over women (joking) I want MORE CUTE BOYS

The elder scrolls games are so special I hope they can recreate the magic that they had with the last three with the sixth one

Oh no I feel myself getting re addicted to RuneScape. I was up till 3 rushing lower floor dungeon 😿

Man I didn’t think a more unfunny YouTube comment trend than “blank views in 4 seconds you fell off” could exist but here comes “anti spiral” screaming hold my beer bitch

Might stream the opening of the new marvel rivals (under the assumption I make it to 4 am my time when it releases)

Based artist is based

Here's to a wonderful 2025 for everyone! 🎇

Happy 2025 y’all saying it now so my drunk ass won’t have too do it later

youtube.com/watch?v=hKOU... A solid jam with a very important message that is fairly topical

Balatro is so amazing I sometimes forget it’s a card game and will fuck over your run in a heartbeat if you don’t pull your win condition on your first hand of the round

Taking my adhd and depression meds chasing them with a sugar free energy drink and bong makes me realize I might be the worst kind of stereotype

My old tuxedo man loves riding my shoulder like a bird