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Mets. Rangers. Knicks in order of my mental illness. Creative Writing MFA turned Corporate Dirtbag.🌈 Sports content with dashes of wholesomeness, politics, and more bdsm posts than you’d expect. SINY—>SWFL—>NCFL—> MA—> NY😮‍💨
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we're kissing beneath the milky twilight later if you want to pull up

Mmmmm a bookbinding tale to start my day

This is a great idea. I won't buy ANYTHING on Feb. 28. Anyone else in? 👇

Each one is beautiful. I especially enjoy that they’re slightly different photos of the home run swing which brings me a silly joy

A night of good dreams capped off by a what the fuck was that all about 🙃

Reminding myself for multiple reasons to not get tattoos on my fingers

First SNY behind the scenes video on Bluesky! Juan Soto homers in his first spring at-bat with Mets!

Look, if you think my taste in food and sports are exquisite, just wait til you hear about my taste in people.

Fine, yes, I’ll make a lemon garlic scallop pasta dish for dinner. Twistin my own damn arm

If JK Rowling were to name an Italian character.

Anyway very unrelated to the Mets but does anyone have a couch that they swear by?

The first time Soto and Lindor or Soto and Alonso go back2back, I might actually cry

Grimace mention before the game ended. We’re so back

Keith being convinced that the Let’s Go Mets kid is the same kid from last year and … I mean honestly? Probably? I’ve also been screaming let’s go mets for 9 innings straight

Also if you feel strongly about Eric Adams, you should call your city councilmember to express that and ask for their position. You’d be surprised. Hochul’s stance is highly disappointing but it doesn’t come from nowhere. Press all your electeds. City elections are in 5 months. Ask candidates too.

Keith describing his hip surgery repairing his ability to walk as a “miracle” Which aligns with him supporting Trump because god forbid he credits Medicine + Science

Francisco Lindor is like all of us. Our captain just being like “I was fucking exhausted bro” like 6 times in this interview 😂😂

Lindor being exhausted after three innings. “We’re gonna deal with the cold in April. I don’t need cold in Florida” 😂😂

Keith talking about how nice the “raw hide” balls feel. We’re so back

We’re all turned on by this pitch, right? RIGHT?

Watching the “property damage” crime rates increase in NYC But smiling through it all because it’s damaging the property of Nazis and nazi sympathizers 😌

Free marketing idea @mets.com; have Soto and a few other Mets reenact the Not Like Us Super Bowl performance.

I go to therapy so I can handle being a Mets fan

Look fine maybe I’ll just get season tix anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m not saying I’ll buy season tickets if Lindor comes up and hits a spiring training grand slam, but I’m not NOT saying that.

This. Also love that the baseball trolls who complained about Soto buying Baty a Chevy have now learned it’s Baty’s favorite car.

Look, I’m back to living and dying on every Mets pitch, and it’s game one of spring training. This is why we do it. What’s IT? Idk. But it’s why we do.

Lucky Hit Mets are back. Let’s gooooo

That swing is art

My friends who own this cafe greeted me with: “You look happy, either you just got laid or the Mets are playing”

Known ace, Clay Holmes

The challenging strikes mechanism is a lot faster at minor league games. Players just tap the top of their helmet, the thing activates, umpire calls the new play

I’ve seen enough, start the season

I just cheered in a cafe and yelled Soto, so we’re SO BACK BABY