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I’ve been working on my search engine optimization #seo and if you google my name “Christine Parker” I show up on the first page of results but there’s also a musician and another artist who does oil paintings and like a lawyer or something and I MUST DEFEAT THEM

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Made a rough mockup of what my floral mural design will look like on my office wall, ish! It’s definitely not 100% accurate to scale but the flowers are still way bigger than I thought 😂

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Reading in bed every night with my husband and my dogs is my favorite part of the day.

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Now all I have to do is clean out the entire No No Room so there’s somewhere to put the office furniture, then clean out the office, move all the furniture, order a new desk, take everything off the walls, and paint the entire room Gentle Wind blue

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I “painted” my floral #mural design to get a feel for how to layer the color on the wall from background to foreground since I’m not used to making analog #art! It’s like a totally different thought process but I feel better about it having done this little exercise

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After being sick for almost all of Feb, I finally felt good enough to take my adderall again today, so what silly shit should I hyperfocus on for the next 9 hours? Ideally it will be either more website updates or diving into cleaning up my office in prep for mural painting

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Since I started #KickassFlairClub in 2021, I get all my stickers printed by Standout Stickers The quality is FANTASTIC, they ship fast, they’re a small biz local to CLE, and the staff are genuinely helpful and nice! Check them out if you need a new sticker manufacturer! www.standoutstickers.com

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I opened up the #KickassFlairClub February shrimp stickers yesterday and 🚨SPOILER ALERT🚨 they are hilarious & adorable Here’s the 12 second unboxing timelapse: www.instagram.com/reel/DGVhDmG...

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Thinking out this mural is blowing my mind a little… like the process of painting a large scale piece like this by hand is a completely different process than I’m used to working When I draw digitally I usually make the outlines first & fill in with color. On a wall the outlines will come last! 😳

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Small businesses: in your social bios, if you say "no DMs, please email" PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS You're losing potential clients/customers otherwise. You must make it ridiculously easy for people to contact you!

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Good news, I think I dodged whatever I was coming down with. I’m feeling a little better this morning and I don’t think it’s going to materialize into anything THANK GOD I know you all were waiting with bated breath

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I think I’m getting sick again which is a pretty mean trick for the universe to play on me

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Working on some sketches for a wall #mural for my home office 😍 The goal is to practice painting in my own house and make sure I actually enjoy the process before offering custom hand painted murals as a service to clients.

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Earlier today I passed a cyber truck with a pink plastidip wrap. It looked like something Barbie would drive, if Barbie was a trashy terf and generally terrible person with poor taste.

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I don't know what got into me today but I just put on purple glitter eyeshadow for a zoom meeting this afternoon

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tomorrow is another day and that is absolutely unacceptable

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I woke up with A FIRE UNDER MY ASS this morning 💪💪💪 After being ill for two weeks it is so nice to feel energized and excited to work on my business!

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Fired off that project proposal on my fancy new template today. It’s preeettyyyy

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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

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I need to clean my office* *swipe everything off my desk into a box and set it on fire

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Mixed feelings? This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard

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So you know how ADHD Brain decided it wanted to burn down the old [perfectly adequate] proposal template doc and rebuild a new one from scratch to ✨make it prettier✨? It’s so much prettier.

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The sunglasses emoji was for the dick joke

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Looks like we could get 4-7 inches today 😎

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Is “STAAAAHP” cringe now? Like up there with my “lol” and my “😂”?? I felt cringe tying it but actually I don’t care because “STOOOOOPPP” doesn’t hit right and how do you express your “😂” without the “😂” riddle me this, gen z

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WHY IS IT SNOWING AGAIN

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Alright, that’s it. From now on, if you post images on Bluesky without alt text, we are judging you. Harshly.

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Being miserably sick for two weeks has been excellent for my reading. I’ve read five books in February so far and I’m almost done with this bad boy.

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Well I didn’t end up whipping up a brand new pattern collection, but I did recolor the funky floral I made for Kickass Flair Club into my beloved saturated oranges and swampy greens.

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“I’ll just whip up a new pattern collection real quick” #ADHD #artist #surfacepatterndesign

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Oh hello möthr it seems you are doing a floor cry instead of paying attention to me. Allow me to remedy that

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True love = snack board Join #KickassFlairClub any time in February to get this delicious greeting card in the mail 🍤

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Flame & Fable, Northeast Ohio's first romantasy bookstore, opens in Lakewood www.clevescene.com/news/flame-a...

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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

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By the way, if you have a project in mind and would like to see my pretty new proposal template tailored to your exact needs & budget, I have some availability in March christineparkerco.com/workwithme/

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Please god let me feel well enough to sit at my desk for a couple hours tomorrow I feel so terribly behind on everything AND I promised a potential client a project proposal by Monday so naturally I am planning to burn down my entire proposal template and redo it from scratch so it’s “prettier”

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Update: it was fucking killer soup www.thereciperebel.com/instant-pot-...

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My spouse is making me soup in the Instant Pot so I can mainline a bunch of vegetables and be magically cured of this mild-but-hellish illness

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