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“Keep your shoes tied because life’s a trip.” INTJ-A. Firestarter. Associated with Amplify, Lenticular Solutions, Mile High Dreamin', Ventana Consultng, Zenhao Academy. I show up to stuff. Trying to empower the indie musician.
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Kind of pissed at the nine year old for answering the door and telling this stranger a whole bunch of info that she didn't need to share with a total stranger but whatever if I don't leave my house it's not like we're getting set up

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"Sissy, you're so silly. I'm gonna kick your ass?" - Scout (age 3)

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“Fuck Drake” -Scout (age 3)

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i need to go to jazz clubs when i get money - like that's the vibe

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excited af for the hello kitty cafe truck to be at the mall in a couple of weeks - alexis and i tried it in vegas and it was adorable and tasty - now we get to take the girls

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When Cardi B said “beat it up like piñatas”, I felt that

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Rob Lowe is about to be at Dreamforce lol now I have to go. That really moves the needle for me www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCqg...

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if i could smoke fear away i'd roll that mf up

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Sailor just misread communication as communist…eh close enough kid let’s run with it

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBG7...

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aint got no quarrels with god ain't got no time to grow old

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"April 26 1992, there was a riot in the street, tell me where were you" www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ4q...

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjf6...

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Just misread stakeholder as Shakespeare so now I'm thinking about longwinded people holding up meetings that could be emails.

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"at 27 my biggest fear was losing it all"

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"I'll kick your ass, sissy" - Scout (age 3) to Sailor (age 9)

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I'm so torn on whether to book my BA exam like next week or like three weeks out - I'll probably see how Gideon is feeling after Wednesday - Rachel already passed - the study group is study grouping

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Precisely why I'm not angry when rocks get thrown at ICE and LAPD cars - that's just them getting what's coming to them.

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💭 interesting take, wonder the thought process behind this 💭

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yo @salesforce.com do y'all see this guy offering unlimited agentforce over telegram??? lol

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"Eating cordials at Fuckman's Leap. Care to join?" -Matt Gourley

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The most realistic take I've seen on the subject of cole slaw

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Just saw a clip of Martha Stewart drinking OE back in 03 - I feel like she's been with the shit for quite some time

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Central Cee would like you to know he is celebrating right now but the trap still running on Christmas Day www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJzP...

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It's pretty interesting to see the trajectory of Tha Carter series. It's a perfectly symmetrical line with the position that Carter III was the most commercially popular album and highest quality sound engineering, thus being "peak Wayne" in regards to studio albums. 2 and 4 were definitely next

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I just realized that I remember how to tack a horse in a pinch from an ancient time about 20 years ago, therefore, when I make my great escape, it will likely be by horseback. Watching Shaq ride a horse is what gave me this thought.

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