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“Keep your shoes tied because life’s a trip.”
INTJ-A. Firestarter. Associated with Amplify, Lenticular Solutions, Mile High Dreamin', Ventana Consultng, Zenhao Academy. I show up to stuff.
Trying to empower the indie musician.
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oooh ive never heard this before happy as hell that i asked this question
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gin cocktails are perfect in the right time and place - i prefer that to be a more professional get together where i only want one drink but want that mf to hit....the gin and tonic is undefeated at that point - or like a hot summer day if you're about to eat a steak or something
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talk that shit sis i guess my wife and i got something got an experiment for ourselves her next off day - cc: @sauerblonde.bsky.social
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i learned today also that i like my margarita slightly more salty than usual, and i thought that to be an interesting takeaway.
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what would your ideal "left turn" song be? like if you could do a dope little meander off course and back on to the playlist
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As a lifelong Rockies fan, I couldn't agree more.
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The Athletics (no town name) have entered the chat.
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Interesting! I never would have expected the 605 to have that good good.
My favorite Ethiopian joint is Abynissia on Magazine St in New Orleans - that spongy bread with the lentils used to be bananas
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BRO THE SHAKEYS IN RAPID CITY SOUTH DAKOTA USED TO GO DUMB WHEN I WAS 6 YEARS OLD I WAS IN THE LITTLE QUARTER ARCADE LIKE I LIVED IN THAT PIECE - fun fact - my grandparents wrote check #10000 in their checkbook to Shakey's for a pizza
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reading this while drinking a makeshift margarita and i agree that you should have more tequila boss lady. my wife didn't believe that drinking tequila made me a better person until i drank tequila in front of her and went from having a huge stomach ache to happily walking the entirety of las vegas.
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the store is like "yeah, if you need the ATM, it's over there in the corner, next to that chair"
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Here's the skit where Conan ends up meeting his wife
youtu.be/1HaHeQXBqxY?...
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OMG you're about to get into the world's most joyful wormhole. Source: I listen to Conan for about 6 hours per day
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extremely underrated post why has this shit not gone viral yet
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Payton Pritchard
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only reason i dont want to fully abolish ice is because my lemonade would then be warm but yeah fuck those immigration cops forrreal
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damn fam you fast as fuck though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw1k...
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2 ideas -
1. ask agentforce?
2. is it in english in one of the other 82 open tabs?
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Pow, pow, pow, pow!
Bust triple-six rounds
Now that's six cops found on that ground
All I wanted to do was get that trick down
That sick set, tryna get my kickflips wet
("But no, po-po did not wanna see—")
That O-F-W motherfucking G
(Friend), this Wolf Gang, fuck LAPD (Fuck cops)
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"I'll beat your ass if I beat your ass twice and you're still there"
- Kendrick (age 37)
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Scout out here like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkZ2...
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that used to be what we bet on 1 on 1 matchups back in high school
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I like Gideon - takes him a while to get a thought out but only because he's an absolutely brilliant storyteller with it.
Rachel been cold with the Sales Force so we linked up to essentially take over the world one FoF exam at a time.
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Uploading the footage to onlyfans