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I don't think I'm a good person...

Playing slay the spire, listening to loud music, binge eating, and pretending I'm not watching my country go full fascism. Send help.

Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars. <Later> Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.

Doriane. It’s time to come home. WEC is calling.

Oh

What they aren’t showing on Fox News

Posturing by another Joe Arpaio wannabe. You’re ruling over Titusville dude.

This, by the way, is why you should never RSVP to a protest that wants your name & address.

Colapinto moment

Albon just driving right past his pit box because he didn't know it was there serves as another reason F1 needs to bring back the humble lollipop man

I wonder if Oscar and Lando are aware they have to actually take the final chicane? Because they've both missed it every other lap Lewis too for that matter

Note I typed this BEFORE he crashed

Why is Lance even there? I get the feeling he came back way too early from that wrist procedure

"Oh boy Williams was fast in FP1, is this the race they score a big result?" they asked, for the tenth time this year

Bob Costas nailed it. 🎯

PRIDAY AGAIN GARFIE BABY BE GAY DO CRIME

Your favorite hyper violent AIDS allegory coming soon to a kid friendly theme park near you

Epicloud - Devin Townsend Project

The latest permutation of the Mercedes-Le Mans Curse isn't as interesting as the last one

AM4 support in the year of our lord 2025. My god you love to see it

First of all you'll never guess who's running the cars Secondly, the Facebook boomers that tried to say McLaren is bringing a V10 because of an obviously spoofed "start-up sound" from the teaser announcement? LOOOOOOOL you'll get a TTV6 like everyone else and you'll like it

My big question is who, other than likely Porsche, is interested in privateer LMH/LMDh? Obviously it'd be nice for the home markets if Toyota, Acura, and Genesis all brought theirs buuut Genesis is only just getting their car off the ground and a privateer GR010 sounds expensive 🤔

YEESSSSSSSS AsLMS just got a million times more interesting even if it's five rounds at Dubai and ten rounds at Yas Marina again

PRIVATEER ALMS HYPERCARS I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT

Asian Le Mans Hypercar class NOW we are cooking

Gretzky has to be absolutely furious he has to go to Canada on Saturday instead of partaking in the military parade of his homeland

It's a truly jarring split screen that Kristi Noem's goons attacking Sen Padilla happened at almost the exact same time as 16 Dem senators crossed lines to vote with the GOP to invoke cloture on the crypto bill, forfeiting any leverage. Dems need to act like an opposition.

it will be pretty funny if someone drops a bomb on us on Saturday and we can’t do anything because the entire army is stuck in DC traffic

DRAIIIIIIII 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

Overtime. Again. Jfc.