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My name is Ruben. I'm a solo, indie, game developer who wants the chance to earn even just a fraction of a good life for his wife and son. twitch.tv/chromapunkstudios
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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. I don't know about all that, but have you had a Snickers ice cream bar? That might change your opinion.

Can we please bring back light gun games! All this tech and we basically gave up because no more Carts. Figure it out, nerds!

Getting more work done on my Twitch stream RPG. twitch.tv/chromapunkst...

I'm not interested in #Forza when I have #GranTurismo, but what topsy-turvy world are we living in where Forza is coming to the #PlayStation? Is #XBox seriously done with the #ConsoleWars? This is actually a good thing. Exclusivity hurts the consumer. I've been loving my #SquareEnix #PC ports.

Walking through Ollie's is like walking through a surrealist's concept of what a department store is. It is both everything and nothing at once.

Another promotion opportunity has opened up at my work. I've applied twice, been rejected, and watched a march of the lemons come through that were people just slotted into the role from other departments. 1/

Trump is such a fucking Cunt. Capital C Cunt. With absolutely no respect, Mr Vice President Trump, there have been medieval, syphilitic-brained, inbred, pre-teen kings capable of more tact and skill regarding the leading of a nation. Video courtesy of the fucking Courier! www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2uT59SJ/

On the list of video games that deserve a remaster I'd like to submit this fucking gem right here. #CrimsonSkies #xbox #VideoGames

Gonna see what the new daily races have to offer. I do love some Watkins Glenn. #GranTurismo #SimRacing twitch.tv/chromapunkst...

I'm all in on this trend of shaming Brits until they figure out how to use the spices they, at one time, practically conquered the world for.

Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours

Did some GT7 sports mode last night. Ah man. The itch is back. #GranTurismo #SimRacing #Twitch #Gaming

You will hear no bigger "fish tales" than those out the mouths of older military vets. 😆

Going to have a nice fun day #simracing on #GranTurismo. Come hand out. I used to be good at this game, but I need some practice to get back into the swing of things. twitch.tv/chromapunkst...

Wife: "Is it true we get our WiFi from the ocean." Me: "...WTF did you just say to me." Wife, face buried in hands, trying not to die laughing: I absolutely could have worded that better." 😆 😆 😆 She recently found out about the cables under the ocean.

*Trans Atlantic voice* I'll go one step further Mrs. News Lady: he's a phallus! A prick! A chode! Why, I've never seen such a johnson in all my life, and I frequent every bath house this side of Penisville! (I made myself laugh with this comment, so I wanted to share. I'm really stupid.)

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