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chrundle.bsky.social
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Working is annoying and I hate it.

If Paul McCartney dies first, Ringo should immediately announce a new lineup of the Beatles

Warren Zevon voice:

Abusers choke and die challenge 2025.

Lay this body down in a bed of dirt.

Feels weird not working a Saturday.

There is place nearby, known as “The Mysterious Lagoon”.

Post your favorite Pokémon, wrong answers only.

Regarding Mastodon, I believe Brent was their biggest hindrance moving forward but I also can’t imagine continuing without him will bear the same fruit so to speak. Should probly just pack it up.

well this made me cry over breakfast. to any democrats holding even a shred of power right now: look at what’s possible from people far more endangered and vulnerable than you and grow a spine, you fucking cowards www.erininthemorning.com/p/powerful-s...

what elon musk is doing is called RAGE (retire all government employees) and is just a first step to destroy America's democracy and install a technofascist dictator as first prescribed by asshole and tech influencer curtis yarvin. any news story that doesn't cover this connection is irresponsible.

Out: Hump Day IN: Gash Wednesday

Taco Friday!!! We are so fucking back.

I hope lunch at my job is something good today. Been shit as of late.

Catch me and @bkbusy.bsky.social at this killer show. Real Rockers Only.

I’m a total sucker for Angel Statue Metalcore.

Anyone willing to part ways with their copy of Azshara’s demo tape or cd hmu! I gotta rep my 315 brethren.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Classic Scunthorpe.

My dogs when it’s 1 minute past feeding time:

Bisected bnunny loaf.

Darth Maul full penetration.

Skinny Puppy? Nah. FAT PUSSY.

SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE, BECAUSE SOMETHING’S NOT RIGHT

I have too many records, y’all.

Pretty crazy that there was only like 5 movies made this year.

I’m Always the Martina McBridesmaid never the Martina McBride.

Why did I just get a paid ad on twitter with a hairless young man spreading g his asshole open? Lol what the heck.

Dragon Warrior (NES - 1989)

More like Dork Souls, amirite?

“WE ARE STILL FUCKING ICE!!!!!” What a comeback. Imperial Crystalline Entombment rules.

If your one of those dipshits who put headphones on and lose all spatial awareness, fuck you.

It’s called range!

there's too much fucking shit on me

Disgusting.

I cannot wait to not beware the ides of March.