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chrysis.bsky.social
Plant enthusiast, Antifascist, Autist, Big Starfleet Nerd No war but class war
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This little guy is growing TWO new leaves 🪴🪴 #plantsky

I guess a lot of people need to hear this? Sending me the google maps photo of my own house is a weird sales tactic

There is still time left in the day, but it doesn't seem like Ireland is going to get it together for the meme.

5 favs + 1 tags Game: the Mass Effect series Anime: kinda still Ranma 1/2 Animal: Alligator Band: Spotify says it's Pink Floyd Colour: Blue or Green Most of the people I know well enough to tag have been tagged @mariwho.bsky.social

This is the correct take

Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.

Get to know me! 🪴 Chips: cheesy ones Soda: diet coke Candy: chocolate Artificial flavor: blue raspberry Subculture: nerd? trekkie? Movies: Star Trek ones Music: high-energy Socially: reclusive Sauce: honey mustard Shoe brand: doc marten Cryptid: aliens

Look at my tiny baby Philodendron Spiritus Sancti! I'm so excited to have this plant.

“When low on water, some plants make high-pitched clicking noises, inaudible to humans. Female moths… appear to key in on the distressed din and steer clear in order to lay their eggs on plants that will better feed their caterpillars after hatching” #scicomm www.sciencenews.org/article/thir... 🧪

@mustadio.bsky.social something to look forward to after work

Good

I've always known my fur children will be my cause of death but I thought it'd be tripping down the basement stairs

This is going to be the world's worst rave

scully: it doesn’t make any sense mulder, out of nowhere he started showing empathy and a base level curiosity about the life experience of others mulder [tossing a manila folder on the desk]: ever hear of the woke mind virus?

Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference. “Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.

The cat tax:

The full text of the email I just had to send: "Hello, I am VERY sorry but the picture attached to the original ticket is my cat's behind. They were for the vet and I got the image files mixed up. Please see the actual image of the plants attached and again, I am SO sorry. "