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[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.

submitted 51 days ago • 66 comments

Being middle aged during these times is wild because it’s like, will I die of a preventable disease, will I die as a casualty in WW3, or will I live long enough to die when humankind gets eradicated by climate change?

submitted 23 hours ago • 106 comments

less time crafting new insults, more time telling people they ain’t shit

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

why do corporations who want my money emotionally manipulate me? why is that okay? why can blue apron text me like they're an old friend I haven't talked to in 2 years? "we miss you! hope you're doing okay! I was thinking about you the other day and I thought, you really deserve a 15% off coupon!"

submitted 481 days ago • 2 comments

The repro rights movement has suffered a near-fatal blow; the academy has turned on women’s liberation as politically suspect; an exploitative economy offers mostly low-pay service sector jobs; algorithmically incentivized propaganda has turned many men into Diet Hitler. Tough time for a feminist.

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

its a stanley eat stanley world

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

an issue that The Substance didn’t touch on that I’m still thinking about: did one or both or none of them wake up with a rigid sore neck?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This piece by Oaxacan street artist Yescka captures our current moment perfectly. Helluva metaphor! Arte by Yescka. www.instagram.com/yescka_art/?... 📸 by @dfenton.bsky.social

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

boondoggles - the 7th simple machine

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The Boondoggle Saints

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You are witnessing the normalization of fascism right in your face. You are seeing the media’s “unbiasedness” sanitize fascism by giving these people the benefit of the doubt. These are not “Nazi-like”, these are Nazis. Beware the rhinoceros, before it’s too late.

submitted 3 days ago • 38 comments

after infancy there really isn’t any “building up” of your immune system. what you’re doing is called “getting sick, on purpose, for no good reason”. Measles decimates the immune system. Get vaccinated and stay vaccinated boiz

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

day 16 of posting a cow tools every day unless I don't, ft. the great Saul Steinberg

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

Just saw a thread about a guy calling into cspan saying his diabetic supplies increased from 5 dollars to 80 dollars and somebody in the comments, probably multiple people but I stopped reading, replied “FAFO” and I can’t stress enough how much you need to stop doing that shit

submitted 3 days ago • 701 comments

I think I've figured out why culture fucking sucks now. adults are trying to fit in with younger generations. when I was growing up my parents called every cartoon "bart Simpson", every game console a "Mario box" and every "pokeymans" was called pikachu why is Obama calling music mid?

submitted 210 days ago • 3 comments

I look forward to a day when even people I’d spit on for sport get low cost or even free insulin because I hate pointless deaths under capitalism.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

This is so clearly not how government works but I'm pretty sure he thinks it is.

submitted 2 days ago • 153 comments

what are they putting in Alani??? it’s not just caffeine

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

This is like a 10/10 feeling everyone should experience at least once. You see that thing and you fully believe for the most magical instant of your entire existence.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

a lot of women and non-white people and queer people are stupid assholes and it still doesn’t mean it’s OK to discriminate against them there’s no “misogyny, racism, and queerphobia are OK when they’re being applied to stupid assholes” caveat, and that’s for very good reason

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

In November, they voted for Trump. In February, he laid them off. For the next election, they're thinking Trump.

submitted 3 days ago • 69 comments

FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

submitted 3 days ago • 110 comments

Some birds like crows and pigeons are beautiful under UV light. In normal light however, they are not deserving of love

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

was there a wiser, more prescient playground jump rope rhyme scheme than “boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider” ??

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

pronouns r illegal now yet the company hims is allowed to keep advertising on every platform

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I date gamers bc I don’t respect myself

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

try to be a little less jealous of my whirligig situation, ok?!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

always shocked by how many peers of mine think scented candles do anything about anything

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

i bought a color of nail polish I already own so its right to shopping jail for me

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

whiny young person voice "Does it have washer and dryer hookups?" Yeah I have a hookup who got me an incredible deal on a washer that never breaks and uses zero electricity

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

Don’t be a nice person…

submitted 3 days ago • 71 comments

horror movies are supposed to be deep. being scared… that’s a deep feeling my dudes

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

getting to the pearly gates of Heaven and they pull up ur letterbox account and say they just have a few questions for u

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t blame the drugs. Blame the fascism. I don’t like the fascism, not the drug use. Cops and fascists will always use drug possession to oppress us in the underclass regardless of their own recreational use and dependency. Irony is dead; nobody cares about hypocrisy gotchas.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

reminder: DEI being repealed means you DO NOT need to hire a single man.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

we seem to have started another day with this administration where even its fiercest critics refuse to name white supremacy's role in all of this. RFK JR isn't dumb. He is a white supremacist trying to justify starting up work camps and child separation. Call the thing what it is.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

sometimes our roommates dog comes upstairs without the roommate and we hear the unannounced pitter patter of a dog, the unmistakable sound of a dog walking on hardwood, and we feel the loud chime of fear in our spines bc for a brief moment it sounds like we are in a Pet Semetary situation.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

submitted 5 days ago • 289 comments