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Haunted meat with clown blood. Drawing dicks on things is cheaper than therapy. 🍋👻👾💣 🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈
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Just realized something crazy about the titanic: if only they'd avoided the iceberg, none of that would have happened

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

fusing two roles one actor played: thread

submitted 7 hours ago • 8 comments

Why do the characters in JAWS not simply defeat the shark in the marketplace of ideas?

submitted 1 day ago • 75 comments

You look like you go through the bag of m&m’s and throw out all the w’s.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Listen to your gut? But mine tells me to eat cheese which then gives me lactose farts so I think maybe we should leave the thinking to me, the one that just tried to turn down the volume on the tv with her vibrator.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

*bowl of soup spills into my lap* waiter there's a soup in my fly

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

anyway I think most can relate to this

submitted 19 hours ago • 6 comments

“How can you joke at a time like this?” Because I need to laugh or I will die

submitted 76 days ago • 24 comments

Actually no, fuck this shit. I’m still hot as fuck. It’s just not as immediately obvious to strangers as it used to be.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I used to be a hot mess. I’m still a mess I’m just not what most people would consider hot.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

The American evangelical right is absolutely shitting themselves with excitement over this. There is nothing on planet earth that they want more then a destabilized Middle East at war to trigger the rapture. This is 100% fact even though it sounds ridiculous.

submitted 1 day ago • 54 comments

I miss being hot enough that nerds would build me whole computer if I gave them a sloppy enough bj.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

pls know that if i do a post about crying i am not crying i am joking i don’t need you to worry about me i don’t even have eyes

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

at what age is it socially acceptable to become a full time caftan lady i feel like i’m getting close

submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

it takes a lot of effort to get a crowd to start the wave which no one at this funeral seems to appreciate

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

I miss murder hornets

submitted 21 hours ago • 45 comments

Who up sitting on their glasses

submitted 134 days ago • 5 comments

Hot girl summer has been replaced by middle-aged girl summer. Slow down, sip some tea, read a book, plant a garden, hum a song and smile for a while

submitted 10 days ago • 11 comments

This JD Vance op-ed did not age well

submitted 1 day ago • 41 comments

i don't mean to come off as rude but we cannot sustain ourselves on outrage and anger forever. i think it's even more important now to post about other things too. even if it gets less engagement. you never know who will find it cool and interesting.

submitted 2 days ago • 168 comments

willing myself into narcolepsy to politely leave boring conversations

submitted 19 hours ago • 4 comments

THANK YOU WORLD FOR MAKING ME HAPPY MY MOM DID NOT LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THIS BULLSHIT ON HER THREE YEAR DEATHAVERSARY. FUCKING HELL

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

I'm not sure how to make jokes right now because reality is such a joke already

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Weather reports should include advice on skincare and makeup: “Make sure your spf is high today but waterproof for those morning showers” “A matte lip or lip stain is best in these high winds” “Going to want a sweatproof primer as the mercury rises to 40C” “Winter is here! Wear your moisturiser!

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

i want it to always be the weekend, and i want bernie sanders to be president [genie with one airpod in who got the job because his dad owns the magic lamp factory] weekend at bernie’s president, got it

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Always remember you are fatter than you believe, dumber than you seem, weirder than you think, and disliked more than you know

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

submitted 21 hours ago • 384 comments