cicerofgrey.bsky.social
Haunted meat with clown blood. Drawing dicks on things is cheaper than therapy.
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Yeah. Banged someone with my dad’s name, my mom’s name but for some reason my brother’s name is off limits for me.
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Further, if anyone that asks you to define “woman” or “man,” ask them to define what a fucking table is and see them squirm as they start to realise essentialist definitions aren’t as cut and dry as they like to pretend.
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These were great until you dropped one down your enormous bra.
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Oh god I’m rereading this and I wish I knew who to credit because I am crying
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To their credit, nobody laughed, but one kid did make some kind of gargling noise which was almost worse.
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Tried teaching a grammar lesson to shitty suburban teenagers and as soon as I said “pronouns” it became real fucking obvious what kind of bigoted poison these kids have been exposed to.
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Transphobes have the weirdest logic. If I refer to “surfaces” when I want to include benches, shelves and countertops, I’m not denying that tables exist.
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You look like you say “missed a spot!” when you see a person cleaning.
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You look like you say “yes” to the receipt and then just throw it away in the parking lot.
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You look like you’ve never cleaned out the lint trap.
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You look like your favorite juice box flavor is cran-apple.
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You look like you try to fit your groceries into the produce bag with your plums even though it ruins the plums.
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You look like you fart in the bath and bite the bubbles.
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You look like you buy your shampoo at a pet store.
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You look like you spent $60 on a fancy garlic press and will spend 20 minutes explaining why it’s better than the one I got at Ikea.
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Who am I kidding? Nerds are just looking for any excuse to build a pc tower for someone. And the beej was for me. We were both just doing it for ourselves.