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cinatyte.bsky.social
natural juice mainstream dad // radio host // 🐺🦐 // he/him // all opinions are my own
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Trump would never get a dog

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came across some art that depicts what it feels like to live in america in 2025

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Is this @rossraihala.bsky.social

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This is obviously bad for public media, but also a worldwide humanitarian disaster (pointed choice of photo of Scalise and Emmer seemingly having the time of their lives) - if you live in a state with Republican senators, it will be time soon enough to begin making phone calls.

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Me watching THE PARENT TRAP

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Honk honk, honkin' down the gosh darn highway!

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High school reunion anxiety dreams, sure why not

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Sort of wild how the only Beach Boys who have died (if you don't count Glen Campbell) are the Wilson brothers proper.

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ME: When I get there, you better not need to live with five doctors just to keep you alive. THE BEACH BOYS: open.spotify.com/track/1qttm0...

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Brian Wilson - thank you for the music. He gave us more gifts than we ever deserved, multiple lifetimes worth of beauty that we get to keep and treasure. May he rest well now.

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Breaking News: Brian Wilson has died

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*Ray Charles voice* Deepfake My Heart

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So far tonight I have seen a reposted satire post, as well as an invented Pope Leo XIV quote.

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They found other soldiers from other wars whose names happened to overlap with the Confederate generals

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this is how you do social media work on LGBT topics that are deemed controversial: you just...limit comments. If you don't have the bandwidth or can't moderate, you don't leave anything to moderate.

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LAPD decided to reenact the Everybody Hurts video

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Instant song of the decade contender - HE'S TAKEN THE LEAP!! youtu.be/kt0Z9RZkg-4?...

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Something I think actually works in the Pacers' favor is that they're in the Thunder's head both individually and in the popular consciousness. OKC could go up by 45 points and there'd still be umpteen "Indiana could still come back" posts, and all with a kernel of truth.

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This is, without irony, the modern version of Cronkite saying Vietnam was unwinnable

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“I cannot sanction your buffoonery”

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Finland problems www.cnn.com/2025/06/05/s...

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@lookpark.bsky.social Hey dude checking in how Steelers fans are feeling

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Sorry

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This has lived in my head for the last month

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Dreamed that OJ got acquitted for murder again (lots of obvious reasons this couldn't happen) but my teenage kids were shocked at how he could get away with it, so I posted this in the family groupchat

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Great moment in WALL-E is when his Billy Bass starts singing "Don't Worry Be Happy" and EVE's first instinct is to blow it up, lmao

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@jjm2377.bsky.social Gretzky - The Great One - 99 - he's real. Where's Kash??

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Molly is a dear old college friend - her husband passed away last fall, and their Baltimore home is now besieged by realtors asking her if she wants to sell??! Molly is speaking out to raise awareness of this ghoulish practice that is legal and unregulated. www.thebaltimorebanner.com/community/ho...

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Still not entirely certain why they made up the bad guy in this Thor movie to look exactly like the guy in the Hot Chip "I Feel Better" video

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I dreamed a few months ago that I started a prompt "Show me your least favorite house in the Twin Cities" that devolved into lots of people posting Google Street View screencaps - this got problematic very quickly, for obvious reasons.

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