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natural juice mainstream dad // radio host // 🐺🦐 // he/him // all opinions are my own
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My new followers are in for a rude awakening when I start breathlessly liveposting the Shrimp Derby when Morecambe plays Southend United this fall.

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

The fact that the Brooklyn Park police proactively went to the Hortman residence and interrupted the attack in progress, thus separating the perp from his weapons cache, saved untold lives.

submitted 6 hours ago • 8 comments

"So I looked on my trailcam and said to the missus, that looks like a person. So I reported it."

submitted 7 hours ago • 6 comments

thank fuck, they caught him

submitted 7 hours ago • 21 comments

The Godfather and The Shawshank Redemption - some things simply live up to the hype in every way.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

They fixed the playlist bot on here just in time for When The Tequila Runs Out 🫣

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

I've come around on Dawes largely and don't dunk on them gratuitously anymore, but man, in "Most People" he has the line, "So she smiles at me lovingly" - in a world of Show, Don't Tell, that line is just TELL TELL TELL and it grates on me SO much.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

This Father's Day, get him what he really wants: an uninterrupted 10-minute shower during which nobody flushes the upstairs toilet.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Dreamed that Roger Ebert lived long enough to review THE POST - he gave it zero stars. "It has four plot twists, good luck identifying any of them."

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Look, when I signed off tonight and said, send in your requests to Radio Free Current to mirror however you're feeling, I did not expect THIS

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Probably my favorite tifo ever and hearing Allianz roar as it went up got me choked up.

submitted 1 day ago • 40 comments

Everyone was dunking on the pathetic parade so I wanted to wait to share this photo of our corgi getting ready for a nail trim lmao

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

When I think about Melissa Hortman, I think about this list. Rest in power.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

"Praetorian Guard Security Services" oh this is just going to get more and more bizarre, isn't it?

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It should not be lost on anyone that Minnesota Rep Melissa Hortman, who was shot to death in her home last night by an assassin, was a gun safety advocate who worked tirelessly to protect her constituents from gun violence.

submitted 1 day ago • 239 comments

My colleagues are working hard today at @mprnews.org - Bill and I will be on all day at The Current if you need respite or comfort or simply the power and joy of music.

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It is going to be another very stressful news day, so particularly if you are in Minnesota and reading this, please go eat something RIGHT NOW and drink a full glass of water - keep your strength and your mind healthy.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Still can't believe that guy survived the India crash - seems like the type of thing that would have been debunked by now but every source seems to consistently confirm his tale.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

And if a double decker Bugs Crashes into us

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Riding the Green Line back to St. Paul from the 2018 Beer Dabbler, I stopped at Republic to meet my cousins for a drink, and Jacob Frey rolled up on his bike. We gave each other a head nod.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Pretty fitting that the week Brian Wilson dies, the sun disappears.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Dreamed that Richard Nixon got email and his alias was like DICKNIX@, etc.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It wouldn't be an unparalleled news day without Michael concurrently posting through the hockey game (complimentary)

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Trump would never get a dog

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

came across some art that depicts what it feels like to live in america in 2025

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Is this @rossraihala.bsky.social

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This is obviously bad for public media, but also a worldwide humanitarian disaster (pointed choice of photo of Scalise and Emmer seemingly having the time of their lives) - if you live in a state with Republican senators, it will be time soon enough to begin making phone calls.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Me watching THE PARENT TRAP

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