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Locked mine away for 27 years in the state penitentiary until he’s old n no one will want him anymore

1 bill my kid gon pay in this house when she get a job gon be this light bill. Cuz the way she leave every light in this house on and have an attitude when I tell her to turn it off. Second gonna be the water bill. Showers be a whole ass concert n washes 9 loads of clothes every 3 business days

I deserve sizzler today

I ordered a $18 chocolate bar from the dubaisians n baby they deserved every penny

Think im gonna get it poppin on here n finally leave the bird

My last memory of Irv Gott is him being salty over Ashanti on drink champs.

I HOPE ASHANTI, KAREINE STEFFANS AND IRV WIFE SOMEWHERE STARTING A HIP HOP HARRY DANCE CIRCLE!!!!

If the past 9 days are any indication, there is absolutely no way four years of this is humanly tolerable on any level.

This is perfect explanation

King 🫡

If someone blocks u does It show up in your DMs as deleted account?

I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

“ooooweeee, look what that money make a bitch do”

Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge). You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*

The only Snoop that I acknowledge.

I need a scary movie on Netflix hbo max or hulu

Being able to label pics for blind folks is so cool

My butthole

My kitten is spending her first Christmas locked in the bathroom cuz she’s trying to kill herself by eating the artificial tree.

My kids are so lucky to have me as a mom. I’m cool as hell and u get all this trauma. It’s making them so funny.

When I see Macaulay Culkin now in a commercial, I think one thing: I’m so glad that guy survived to adulthood

I can’t send pics in DMs on this snooty ass app? That’s gay. Or am I old and don’t know how to use it

Team Kendrick I don’t think there is a musician I dislike more than I dislike Drake

Y’all keep being perverts on here ima block yall. That deviant shit is weird

My friend lost her mom and I am devastated. I can’t imagine what she’s going thru.

I have misplaced two Christmas presents. I am becoming my grandmother.

I hate when I find a song I like and that shit ain’t on Apple Music

He blew up kid cudis car and beat the fuck outta Cassie. Sometimes u gotta say things out loud before typing them.

I just ordered a pack of Cinnabons cuz I enjoy being fat. This waist gon be extra wide forever

Jordan Addison. Mike Evans. Aj brown. Deandre Hopkins. Zay flowers. I have space for 3 this weekend and I don’t know what to do.

My back too big to be getting little cute tattoos on it

This is cute as hell

who is the CEO