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-Mexico will pay for the wall -%140 tariffs on China -The Ukraine-Russia war will be over day one

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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Adam Douglas Thompson. #NewYorkerCartoons

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I have been sick for a week and I just read about "something going around" in a subreddit, which I guess is how I get my information now that the CDC is officially spending the next four years determining when and how microscopes became gay.

submitted 26 days ago • 456 comments

Can't help but feel we're living through an increasingly existential war between spectacle and substance with spectacle winning battle after battle after battle.

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my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name me:

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African elephants form a protective circle around their young at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park during a 5.2-magnitude earthquake.

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I was today years old when I learned that detailed descriptions of an imminent military strike, including timing, targets and weaponry, are not considered classified information anymore.

submitted 90 days ago • 216 comments

Yes, Pete Hegseth and Michael Waltz violated all sorts of national security protocols by sharing military secrets with a journalist. But at least they were White when they did this. by Charlie Kirk

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me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

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Chuck Schumer always has that look on his face, like you’ve just jerked off in the toilet at work and you’re staring into the bathroom mirror with the sad resignation that you’re not who you wish you were.

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Where’s the uh, where’s the 1) Kennedy files 2) UFO proof 3) Epstein files 4) proof of chemtrails 5) and so on Also, why am i not in jail yet? So many people promised i would be. Hmm It’s like they were lied to

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Surveys show Elon Musk with some of the lowest poll numbers of any political figure. But among X users @Canada51, @USAcrypto1488, and @hornyMILFS4U, he enjoys a 100% approval rating.

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I don’t mind @gavinnewsom.bsky.social going on alt right podcasts to position himself for his presidential run. It’s that he’s doing it with all the subtlety of a middle-aged narc in a sidewise baseball cap going, “What’s up, fellow drug enthusiaists?”

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Elon Musk’s father had a child with his own stepdaughter, who he had raised since she was four years-old. That child, Elliot Musk, is both Elon’s stepbrother and also his nephew.

submitted 108 days ago • 16 comments

Everything got so stupid so quickly.

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“Washington has become the court of Nero: an incediary emperor, submissive courtiers, and a buffoon on ketamine tasked with purging the civil service. This is a tragedy for the free world. But above all it is tragedy for the United States.” - Claude Malhuret French senator

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I need you all to be hard right now

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Cartoon by David Sipress.

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This hits hard… “Then she was fired by a Fox News weekend host.” You know what else hits hard? The fact that voters thought it was a good idea to hire a reality show host/bankrupt businessman as President of the United States.

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Mitch McConnell could have stopped Trump dead in Jan. 2021, but was, “worried about the midterms.” An historic orgasm of shortsighted naïveté. Now, rejected by his own party, despised by everyone else, the once indomitable Machiavelli of the GOP shuffles offstage to silence. F#*! You, Mitch.

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You sold your country for cheap eggs and now you’ll get neither.

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Look, just because he got a brand new head, I don’t think he’s driven by self loathing…

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Knowing that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, and assuming they’re will be another presidential election in 2028, let me get ahead of the curve and say, as a Democrat, we need to look beyond Diddy‘s past indiscretions and focus more on what he plans to do for the economy.

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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

submitted 145 days ago • 1390 comments

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: About-Facebook

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With Trump in office, egg prices have hit an all time high. So why does it feel like they’ve hit an all time low?

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Facebook and Twitter are owned by right-wing broligarchs, the Washington Post and LA Times have spiked editorials so as not to upset Trump, ABC paid a $15 million bribe to Trump, and the hosts of “Morning Joe” went to Mar-a-Lago to lick Trump’s boots. Here’s why we have a liberal media problem.

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January 6th has come and gone, and not a single Republican vandalized the Capitol or stabbed a police officer with a flagpole. Will Democrats have the decency to acknowledge that? by Hugh Hewitt

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As a staunch defender of free speech, I plan to spend the next four years praising Donald Trump's efforts to suppress information and sue his critics.

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It snowed. It’s not like there’s a violent mob outside beating up cops who are desperately trying to protect members of Congress inside.

submitted 168 days ago • 2900 comments

Try to make it through life without ever been hated as much as Rudy Giuliani is by a courtroom sketch artist.

submitted 168 days ago • 897 comments

Whether it's Republicans refusing to accept the legitimacy of Joe Biden's presidency or Democrats refusing to accept the legitimacy of Elon Musk's presidency, both sides have thrown our government into a legitimacy crisis.

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BREAKING: In an unprecedented move, more than 75 Nobel Prize winners have signed a letter urging senators not to confirm Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as head of the Department of Health and Human Services. It's the first time in history that Nobel laureates have come together to oppose a Cabinet choice.

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Donald Trump will hate Jimmy Kimmel even more after this.

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