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34. Leeds United fan. Ska/Punk/Rock absolutely. Video Games yes. Comedy also. Bad at writing bios.
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We are all Emmanuel Macron

There’s an established vocabulary for everything from honest critique to abject outrage, and Trump, like others before him, displays such utter depravity that the vocabulary just can’t cope. (There are also, of course, plenty of quislings, traitors & apologists complicit in the depravity.)

If the stakes weren’t so high, the contortions & humiliations of all the people who cheered this in & sneered about ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ etc would be absolutely hilarious.

Holy FUCK. Rothwell skins a man and whips the ball for the far post and Struijk got his head on it. Who cares? Subs are on the pitch. Farke is on the pitch. He gets wiped out by someone in the celebrations. Elland Road just exploded. Leeds United 2-1 Sunderland

🤯 WHAT AN ENDING!!!

⭑彡 #LUFC HT Someone's turned the blood+thunder dial and I don't mind it Apart from the Leeds not winning part but time for that. Was just thinking it was fun but no chances — then S'land scored one Reminder: O'Nien is their Alioski and should be treated as such

THIS SATURDAY we are back on the road for Fistful Of Ska 6, supporting @thebeat alongside @china_shop_bull @theskapones @filthymilitia @brigantesuk and more! Kick-ass collage & gifs by @suzimue Full tour listings and tickets: linktr.ee/milliemanders 🐻❤️✊🏼 #choosethebear

WHO IS EXCITED FOR TOUR?! HINT: IT'S US! Linktr.ee/milliemanders #choosethebear 📸 @sophotography.lincoln.uk

Meanwhile, on the West Bank, pt23,103.... #palestine

Turn on LBC, hear Farage’s grating voice, of course he’s moaning about migrants. Turn it off. Lovely start to the day 🙄

'I've done biology GCSE - this is what the textbook said.' ‘You’ve gone far-right because pronouns make you sad.' Caller Aaron is adamant there are only two genders. @natashadevon.bsky.social strongly disagrees.

It’s hard to overstate the effect Istanbul had on the people most severely affected by it, and still has today. Like similar chants, the lowest of the low. www.nytimes.com/athletic/170...

Leeds have released a statement after chants about Chris Loftus and Kevin Speight were heard in the Millwall end today. #lufc

The aim of the slaughter was always ethnic cleansing. The US will "take over" Gaza and develop it. Palestinians will be "settled" in a place where they don't have to be "worried about dying every day" – that is, being murdered by Israel using US-supplied bombs. www.middleeasteye.net/opinion/gaza...

That feeling when @johnkennedydj plays R.I.P TWICE on his show over the weekend on @radiox Well, gosh. Thank you so much, John! ❤ You should probs come to a show and see us play it live! Tix here: www.bandsintown.com/a/14728263-m... www.globalplayer.com/catchup/radi... 📸 @tinak_photography

In our Patreon-only Film Corner episode, out today, the Beans watch Chalamet get to grips with Bob Dylan in "A Complete Unknown". youtu.be/Mm5aUOl-49E

I don’t buy the idea that the Gaza comments are designed to distract us from the coup. Because not long ago the same people said that the coup comments were designed to distract us from something else. He is chaotic *and* corrupt. There is no pattern or plan. Nothing is impossible.

I thought it was only about defeating hummus 🤔

Still no Soleros after an incredible 3 whole days (almost 4 as I had the last one at midday on 31st), but the totaliser still sits at 0%. Can we tip this thing over to 1% of the way to the target today? www.justgiving.com/page/nolero

🤩💫 ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING!!!

"You've come live on the radio...when I ask what you think you've won, you say 'the right to have three-pin plugs' - that we already have?" Five years on from Brexit, @mrjamesob.bsky.social takes his listeners back to Robert, a 2018 caller who tried to explain why he voted to leave...

LIVE NOW! Go stream the fulll video for "Me Too", hear the acoustic version, and pick up a teddy to raise money for Refuge UK, The Survivors Trust and Beyond The Streets: linktr.ee/milliemanders ❤️✊🏼🐻

Laura Kuenssberg: “What’s your evidence in this case that his crimes were anything to do with a lack of integration?” Kemi Badenoch: “That I believe is one of the elements. My evidence is my personal experience.” So no evidence, then. www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/badeno...

Musk speaking to the far right German party, the AfD, today. Best picture angle, ever! 😂

PRODUCTION DAY! Spent the day at Premesis Studios, London, rehearsing for our most ambitious show to date; 13th Feb 2025 at Dingwalls, Camden, and we got: - String trio - Horns Trio - Keys 11 women, two men, many instruments, and a tonne of excitement! 70% sold already, so get in quick... ❤️✊🏼🐻

We've started putting up the full RHLSTP videos from 2021 on youtube. Here's Bob Mortimer www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqoo... Why not come to the show richardherring.com/rhlstp or stand up gig richardherring.com/ballback Or become a monthly badger and get all the videos NOW gofasterstripe.com/badges

Fuck me, what a start!! #lufc

I can't believe there are D-Day truthers. I am losing my God damn mind.

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

54 years ago today at Upton Park: Norman Hunter, one of the most feared forces in the Football League, shows he can inflict great physical force on a ball as well as his opponents…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmOj...

Jesus fucking Christ. She's an unconscionable cognitive disaster.

😂😂😂

Rather than focus on that, em, thing that happened on Saturday, why don’t we use it as an opportunity to remember some #LUFC great goals forgotten because of, well, Leeds being Leeds. by @cmcmenamy.bsky.social https://buff.ly/40p16dW

At some point you have to wonder if Isaac Schmidt regrets digging up Daniel Farke’s Nan & leaving her remains propped up in his office chair as an introductory prank. #lufc

HT: Stoke City 0-1 #LUFC

I can't believe they're still hawking this horseshit. We don't hate 'the jews', many of whom stand shoulder to shoulder with us at 🇵🇸 rallies. We hate lawless, famine-inducing, child-killing, perennially lying, psychopaths.

I know some people struggle to ask for help when they need it. But it’s important to reach out if you need support. At the moment I need someone to go to the cupboard to get some Nairn’s ginger oat biscuits. Totally knackered from football training this morning. Thanks for being there for me. #help

Look at how Farke celebrates that 3rd goal #LUFC

ANGRY SIDE (full video everywhere else cos Bluesky only gives 59 seconds 😅) Day 1 of talking about my lyrics on Wake Up, Shut Up, Work ❤️🐻🎄✊🏼 Tour dates, merch and more: linktr.ee/milliemanders

I do love the way football throws up these uncanny coincidences! #lufc

"What’s a lunch break? Lunch is for wimps." As Kemi Badenoch declares war on sandwiches, LBC's Helen Hoddinott takes to the streets to ask some 'wimps' about the Tory leader's comments.

⏪ 𝗥𝗲𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗱: 𝗠𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵

@thatpeteraustin.bsky.social this popped up and I immediately thought of you. Time for you to be watching it isn’t it? 😁