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13 goals away

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absolutely head over heels for this Caps team #allcaps

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4-1. Alex Ovechkin, x2. 14 goals away

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I am going to become the Joker (a man of many ways)

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I take it back, Reese's Pieces and being intrigued by the kids playing D&D were actually both pretty key in shaping the man I am today

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I'm not sure if it was due to my over-protective parents or just happenstance, but I don't have significant childhood memories of watching E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982). I certainly saw it as a kid, but it didn't leave a major impression on me. Anyway, it's pretty good.

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If you’re a JSOC dude who’s been bricked into the walls of a compound in Syria for the last three weeks as part of a plan to disrupt a neurotoxin transfer, Signal me at timmarchman.01 when you get fired for not sending Elon Musk’s intern a bullet-pointed list of this week’s wins.

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The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)... like I was shot with a diamond… a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God… the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure.

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“scrub your website of trans people to save your funding” MIGHT seem like the rational choice when it’s put to you, but if you agree the main lesson they learn is that you can be strong armed

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absolutely thrilled that the little shit in the MAGA hat on the glass behind the bench has had his night ruined

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good for Canada

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drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

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Zendaya is μεεϲἑε

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Juror #2 (2024) is a serious throwback with a killer cast (no pun intended). Thrilled that this sort of picture can still get made.

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Why doesn't Bruce Wayne use his enormous wealth and powerful physique to procure high end equipment and employ martial arts in the fight against crime

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do you think elon went off the deep end because of his botched dick surgery or do you think he was already there and that's why he got weird botched dick surgery

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absolutely kills me to say it, but... go birds

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‘tis a consummation Devoutly to be wished

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For folks in DC with animal pals

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baked some bread

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just had a fraudulent credit card application pop up, spent 10 minutes on the phone with Capital One getting that squashed can't wait to have this happen even more frequently as our populist President and his brain genius team of race scientists gut the regulatory and consumer protection agencies

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Spielberg's 1941 (1979) is genuinely a tough watch, especially in 2025. Even reliable comic performers like Belushi and Aykroyd struggle. Slim Pickens and that John Williams score, however, are silver linings.

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PSA: All of David Lynch's features have just dropped at archive dot org, including Industrial Symphony No 1, Hotel Room, and the Duran Duran concert

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if you're the right sort of sicko, I really can't recommend @newedgeswordmag.bsky.social highly enough

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Big day for Twin Peaks nerds

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A woman in Wyoming has been hospitalized with #H5N1 #birdflu, WY's health dept announced Friday. Likely exposure was to backyard poultry. Wyoming said #CDC confirmed the infection, though CDC did not add it to its H5 page today. Not clear if this is B3.13 or D1.1. health.wyo.gov/wyomings-fir...

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I tried reading the novel (Six Days) at far too young an age, and have just now gotten to the film Three Days of the Condor (1975). What a banger. Also Redford and Dunaway... awwoooga! cartoon wolf behavior, things of that nature

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Now residing in a position of prominence in my living room

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world's going to hell, but this just arrived in the mail, so at least I'll have some entertainment while society collapses

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something for your heart today instagram.com/thisisfine_real

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extremely glad that the undergrounding project in my neighborhood wrapped up last spring

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time to have a chat with the neighbors about replacing the fence

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Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

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Absolutely not. Elon Musk could never do that. He’s awful at taking drugs. And anyway it is good woke dei to follow doctors orders and never do more than a small amount of drugs. As a radical Marxist, I demand that he never do a bucket of powerful drugs unless he wants to get canceled.

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