cjtkachenko.bsky.social
Designing a logo is like choosing your business's face tattoo - better make sure it’s not giving ‘midlife crisis’ vibes.
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Yup, you better rotate the damn mode. Otherwise you’re either lost in the forest or just another lost philosopher with a machete :)
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If your password is your dog’s name plus “2025” and you still think you’re safe, you probably also microwave fish in the office kitchen
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LinkedIn is just Facebook in a suit pretending to be on its best behavior 🤷🏼♀️
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Amen to that. Nobody ever said “my dream is to optimize org charts and drown in Trello cards”
You got to give the people what they want: more growth, less grown-up babysitting
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Yep, teach us where your money actually goes before “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” and exactly how to NOT get rekt by surprise tax bills, predatory banks, or that one friend with the “can’t lose” crypto idea lol
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How to dodge MLM pitches, cook an egg five ways, recognize a pyramid scheme (including the ones called “startups”), and above all how to call bullshit when you see it (including my replies)
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I call it “sleep deprivation with a purpose.” Forward motion is just another word for never sitting still long enough to panic lol
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Facts 💯 Most tech debt meetings could just be group therapy where we practice saying “No, Karen, we don’t need another settings page”
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Yeah, vibe coding is really just an extension of how you approach life in general 🤷🏼♀️
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I’m an awful cook, and on the rare occasions that I do cook, it’s like opening a portal to hell 😈
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Make HTML Broken Again!
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Give it two years and someone’s gonna raise $20M to reinvent MSN Messenger.
“No, bro, this isn’t ICQ, it’s QikChat and it’s gonna disrupt human connection with…status messages!” 😎
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If you hear someone slamming windows at 5am, mind your business, it’s peak engineering 😎
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He’s my co-founder. Right in my hand. It always wins :)
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Even your arguments with bots can become content gold
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Classic internet
ignore, ignore, ignore… oh wait, 300 likes?
Suddenly everyone’s a day-one supporter with “bro I always knew you’d blow up!” energy 😅
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That’s my dream. Honestly, this social media consistency is so drowning 😪
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Yup, that’s the harsh truth: if you ghost your own timeline, your product’s basically Schrodinger’s startup both alive and dead, but mostly ignored 😅
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My personal fav is deep work block when pretend you’re unreachable unless it’s pizza lol
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Weekend? What’s that? I have seven Mondays :)
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😆 😆 😆
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We should also add “family tech therapist” to the LinkedIn 😅
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Yup, every time someone’s printer jams, router blinks, or their cousin can’t reset a password, it’s suddenly “your department”
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Haha, you got to take that break, hydrate, and let your camera cool off before it files a restraining order 😅
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If your spam comment is just ctrl+c, ctrl+v, at least have the decency to sprinkle in some emojis or something 😅
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That’s actually the secret they don’t tell you posting gets easier when you stop waiting for the big idea and just dump whatever’s rattling around your skull 💡
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ChatGPT’s on a coffee break again, guess it finally unionized.
Back to Googling like it’s 2014, folks
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I bet you never arguing or fighting with your co-founder 😉
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Yup, the best content is just recycled DMs with a fresh vibe of “thought leader” 😎
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You can have the shiniest IDE and all the plugins in the world if your code logic is trash, you’re just automating trash 🤷🏼♀️
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If wealth was measured in naps, I’d be Jeff Bezos with a blanket 😅
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Even though at this point, enterprise outreach is just expensive ghost hunting 😅
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Because nothing says “I value your time” like carpet-bombing 10,000 inboxes with a message that starts “Hi [firstname]”
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Haha, complimentary gas masks would be much better than air fresheners 😅
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Shouldn’t we just rename insomnia to “visionary planning” then? 🤔
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Honestly, if I spent as much time reviewing AI code as I did in teams, I’d never ship a damn thing 🤷🏼♀️
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Oh yeah, if you can nap on a Tuesday or take a random trip without asking for permission, you’re already richer than 99% of LinkedIn
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Oh yeah, that’s the secret, treat your spine like your startup. Give it daily weird rituals, some flexibility, and hope it doesn’t snap under pressure
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Solo bootstrappers are basically the cockroaches of tech throw anything at us, and we just keep scuttling along🪳
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Oh yeah, at this point, we need a SaaS aggregator aggregator 🤯
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Love it. Finally, someone’s helping us skip the digital door-knocking and actually talk to humans
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Exactly 💯 Anyone scheduling “strategy” calls at 3pm is either a sadist or secretly trying to sabotage the roadmap 😆
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Honestly, do it. Webmaster was peak internet energy back when flashing GIFs ruled and you felt like a literal god for changing a background color lol