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I’m playing Earthbound for the first time and I already love it because of the ‘Don’t Care’ option when naming the characters 🤣

The clearest sign that someone is going to say no at the altar on Love is Blind is if they start their answer with “I love you so much”

The Traitors show is amazing. The actual traitors on the show really screwed the pooch since the very beginning. Hopefully next year they can pick traitors that can set aside ego and play the game right

Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

These morons look so happy. It must be so joyful to be a complete moron.

Pour one out for the homies who just stayed on Facebook

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Invincible S3 is absolutely cookin

Love is Blind makes Minneapolis seem like one big high school

Doge Man (2025)

bro imagine if Trump were the president during the events of Captain America: Civil War

Longlegs is in the top 10 on Disney+ ahead of Avengers and The Little Mermaid

Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ theonion.com/nick-si...

The “chop” is racist

WHATS THE POINT OF A FLYOVER OVER A DOME?!

They got someone named Trombone Shorty doin America the Beautiful. This may be the best super bowl ever

Drake in the rafters of the Superdome during halftime

tonight

One thing I love about the Tales franchise is that each game has an anime opening that gets better after every play session as you spend more time with these characters

I hit the Leo DeCaprio when Creature Commandos played “Coin-Operated Boy”

Honestly, the thing I want from Nintendo more than the Switch 2 is a massive overhaul of the eshop

It’s absolutely heartbreaking to see a band that you were really excited to see take off COMPLETELY change their sound to a point where its unrecognizable

In Tales of Graces, the main character’s name is Assbell

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

Walgreens To Begin Keeping Most Valuable Employees Behind Glass

thank you LAFD, today illustrates why a great man once said “nobody ever made a song called ‘fuck the fire department’”

A knife that's just been used to slice bread can go back in the drawer. Bread doesn't count.

[opens Disney+] ok sweetie do you want to watch the Lion King, Mary Poppins or Night Bitch

I’ve been watching Architectural Digest’s tour celebrity homes and it’s cool but it makes me miss MTV Cribs

It’s truly a blessing that we got Hard Knocks offseason with the Giants and then Saquon has this kind of season. The NFL screenwriters are cookin

That was probably the worst final 2 and a half minutes of football I have ever seen

“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it

I’ve been playing GTA: Vice City for the first time and I see (a) why it’s so beloved and (b) why I was never allowed to play it growing up

Dear Mr Nintendo, RE: #switch2 The headphone jack belongs on the bottom. Sincerely, Me

ZAINA’S NAIL 😱😱😱

I’ve changed my mind. The in-season tournament is actually kinda cool