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Maybe we weren’t meant to wake up and read 20 terrible things immediately.

submitted 1 day ago • 46 comments

bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET

submitted 3 days ago • 70 comments

I think it's cool that the new deputy FBI director, Dan Bongino once got so mad that he did a multi-day tweet thread about how communists should be put down like dogs because I called him "bongo vagina"

submitted 3 days ago • 140 comments

driving to taco bell at 1:34 am

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

Too bad the Incredible Hulk couldn’t make it to help out with that other hulk, probably busy doing something else

submitted 6 days ago • 34 comments

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

submitted 6 days ago • 117 comments

Outlive these fucking ghouls

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Holy moly I have only ever seen the SICKOS guy and never knew what he was looking at and what fun. The Statue of Liberty is there!

submitted 12 days ago • 22 comments

again, this is the easiest political slam dunk in the world find a veteran with a lifetime of public service who has been fired for no reason and bring him on television with you do it again tomorrow with a different veteran, and again, and again show the human cost

submitted 11 days ago • 146 comments

Someone should really interview Paul Verhoeven about what’s happening in the US now.

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

My god this scene was spectacular. Having the male hero of a tv show sob with guilt and shame because he was a victim and was forced to victimize others would be a remarkable, progressive storyline if it came out today. This was 35 years ago.

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

so i downloaded this “track your hydration” drinking app and it is a fucken nightmare i am drinking so much shit i feel like an amphibian to meet these goals if this is what healthy is, i want to be ill

submitted 15 days ago • 42 comments

“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw” Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start

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submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

submitted 15 days ago • 100 comments

This might be a top 3 favorite baseball photo.

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

Elon Musk to reporter: “We post our actions to the DOGE website. All of our actions are maximally transparent. I don’t know of a case where an organization has been more transparent than the DOGE organization.” Here’s the doge.gov website IN ITS ENTIRETY. It’s literally a blank page!

submitted 16 days ago • 1486 comments

Drake rn:

submitted 18 days ago • 69 comments

"It was a great honor to lose historically in front of President Trump before he got up and left during the 2nd quarter due to how bad we sucked."

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Pals, you keep sharing this into the timeline even though it's from Iowa State in 2023. Can we leave the "taking something old and claiming it's new and newsworthy" shit back on Twitter? Thanks.

submitted 18 days ago • 12 comments

Imagine looking for a cult leader and choosing Elon Musk. Have some self respect

submitted 23 days ago • 29 comments

i know ppl here do not enjoy screenshots of X but this one is such a great encapsulation of what it's become

submitted 19 days ago • 254 comments

The NIH announced it will slash billions of dollars of support to universities and research centers. This is one of the biggest attacks on science we have ever seen. It could dismantle the biomedical research system, shut down clinical trials, and halt development of treatments.

submitted 20 days ago • 107 comments

1. Today the NIH director issued a new directive slashing overhead rates to 15%. I want to provide some context on what that means and why it matters. grants.nih.gov/grants/guide...

submitted 20 days ago • 270 comments

“Audacious.” What the fuck are these people doing.

submitted 23 days ago • 391 comments

I don't think what I'm doing is doomscrolling anymore, it's just scrolling without processing and letting it wash over me like sludge over a baby duck in those Dawn ads

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

The fastest and best American ways to gain class consciousness are 1. To watch film noir and 2. To root for a team owned by a shithead. In other countries they read books and stuff.

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submitted 25 days ago • 34 comments

Boy I really hope something good happens soon! Lol

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

I demand that Chuck Schumer be digitized and uploaded so he can take back control of government systems from inside the computer realm

submitted 25 days ago • 304 comments

I can’t explain it exactly but these are the same posts. They sing the same music

submitted 26 days ago • 8 comments

i love artificial intelligence

submitted 26 days ago • 84 comments

Elon is still a loser and X is still garbage. All the money and unchecked power in the world doesn't budge the needle on that.

submitted 26 days ago • 53 comments

Long live the @grandillusioncinema.org!

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I went to the store to get a cucumber and they were all the same price but one was much bigger so of course I got that one. When I took it up to the cashier he said Dang and swung it like a baseball bat a few times. Now that's what I call Going to the Store.

submitted 29 days ago • 18 comments

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

submitted 29 days ago • 3791 comments

Was on NPR's onthemedia.bsky.social with Brooke Gladstone talking about generative AI. I believe I am the first person to refer to Sam Altman as a nasty little man on the radio podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

submitted 29 days ago • 67 comments

I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day

submitted 30 days ago • 99 comments

Congressional Dems badly missing the moment right now. They are currently holding a press conference to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Chex Quest - a great game to be sure, but weeks late and hardly the biggest priority right now.

submitted 30 days ago • 81 comments

lin Manuel blocked me on twitter like a decade ago because a mars rover account said they were playing a hamilton song on mars and i replied to the rover saying "please don't encourage him" and he wasnt even tagged in it. he sought it out. nasty freak brain on him

submitted 33 days ago • 17 comments

I made you a soothing relaxation tool - it’s a video of my vintage chalkware cat bank watching a lava lamp.

submitted 33 days ago • 42 comments

I'm so fucking tired of this. You are not owed access to making art, nor is art exclusively about being good at it! I also got told a lot of the time when I was a kid that I was stupid and going to be a failure, and that I could not write, in part because of my coordinational disability. Sickening

submitted 34 days ago • 43 comments

In 1988 you had to repeat three times for a Beetlejuice. Just four years later it was five times to get a Candyman. That's inflation for you.

submitted 35 days ago • 14 comments

i do not understand the ideological impetus for this policy (or the NIH research freeze). it’s not clientelism, his constituents are the main recipients. it’s a death maximization strategy. like he’s entered a contract with some dark god and must deliver them souls

submitted 36 days ago • 227 comments

I bet everyone who accused Elon Musk of making a “Nazi salute” feels stupid now that we know he was karate chopping a bee to save the life of a boy with allergies in the front row

submitted 36 days ago • 82 comments

Blue states need to start taxing the fuck out of their billionaires and churches.

submitted 36 days ago • 10 comments

I don’t know the story here but my best guess is “tripped over the cat going down stairs in the dark but still love him anyway”. Photo from my collection, 1958.

submitted 37 days ago • 30 comments

May I offer a little timeline reset: Jayne Mansfield plays with her black cat and white bunny rabbit (while wearing, for some reason, a "French painter" outfit, decorated mules, and no pants). Photographed at her L.A. home in 1955 by Earl Leaf.

submitted 38 days ago • 4 comments