Wait. Why do you want a soft hands off pushover taking control?
All he'll do is wave his finger while making laughably empty threats then meet behind closed doors to offer contemptable shitheads a warm meal while conceding the shitheads' list of demands for power.
*3 hours of cyberpunk hijinks later*
Finally the Schumer Protocol has infected all government systems. Now the computer will tut disapprovingly as Big Balls gives the order to incinerate all insulin.
It's not just Chuck Schumwr It's also my Senator @amyklobuchar.com who doesn't want to call out leon smuk and the other injustices by just saying we need to work in a bipartisan way. The Treasuy is being plundered now, among other atrocious acts.
I disagree. Someone more energetic and willing to fight needs to take his place. He doesn’t want to retire? Create a position where he advises the youngsters taking over.
I believe that there is something rotten at the core of the American imagination. The hero that the liberal base is fantasizing about having a Tron-esque adventure through cyber space to stop the orange man is… Chuck Schumer?? This guy sucks and it’s embarrassing to hear people think otherwise.
You’re right. Watching a bunch of smug dipshits make jokes about how epic an ancient born loser democrat politician is because he is providing the limpest form of pushback against the current administration is a nightmare. He’s not coming to save you from the fascists, he’s having lunch with them.
I demand senator Diane Feinstein be reanimated to respectfully ask republicans to wear dashikis while dissolving what is left of our democratic government!
Oh, they can do that now? Fantastic Voyage us into the computers. He should definitely do this then, and take a little team of Senators plus a couple guys from CNN.
I disagree, I feel Chuck's jazz hands at the supermarket in Park Slope was plenty good enough to stop this shim shammy flim flam from flammin the flim.
I'm seeing different times from different announcements online though. It's either noon everywhere or varies by time zone, and I only remember 2 pm for MT. We need clarification and organization!
Dismantle DOGE now! Congress - Courts- stop the power grab. We didn’t vote for this! Half of us didn’t vote for Trump. Do your job before DOGE replaces you completely.
Someone should make a Chuck Schumer AI virus that will replicate itself inside all MAGA computers and thereafter create a Chuck Schumer virus that will be spread via ketamine
Are we sure Chuck Schumer is really the best choice for that job? I might recommend someone with more experience successfully fighting back after being uploaded into hostile computer systems, like Jeff Bridges or Garrett Hedlund.
A sense of humor or imagination is not a bad thing. People are weird and maybe just tend to be negative. Calling out a post such as this in a hateful or disturbing way is an example of the problem we struggle with. Aggressive, abusive, unprompted meanness. 🤮
He’s not much of a friend. If you wish to make things that binary, so be it, but Senators in their 5th term really just gotta go. The same people have essentially been in place my entire adult life and turnover needs to begin. Creating term limits for everyone would be a start.
That ever considered?
Seems like infiltration of secure systems at the US Treasury, State Dept./USAID & US Office of Personnel Management by elon's minons amounts to a bloodless coup. I say cease & desist until elected adults are given oversight.
"You're watching the superbowl taking bites of chips and salsa, but the price of bytes has gone way up. I can barely get into The Matrix (hip reference) to save the nation"
A call to Arms for all Ghosts, Phantoms, Ninjas,Shadows etc. Your future and the future of this country is at stake. You know your skills use them. We must bring down Trump and his Nazi puppet Master Musk. This is a cyber war, not on the field but at your fingertips.
Kindly redirect your disgust to Citizens United, which assures that every dissenting vote gets primaried, and to Gerry-mandering, which assures that the primary challenger is more extreme than the previous one.
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All he'll do is wave his finger while making laughably empty threats then meet behind closed doors to offer contemptable shitheads a warm meal while conceding the shitheads' list of demands for power.
Finally the Schumer Protocol has infected all government systems. Now the computer will tut disapprovingly as Big Balls gives the order to incinerate all insulin.
Morpheus: “I’m telling you when you’re ready, you won’t have to”
Chuck: (sighs) “Ok let me take the weekend and I’ll discuss it on Monday with some of my fellow senators across the aisle”
Slow, clunky and way out of date.
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Give me hologram AOC or Shiff or Raskin or... Bernie!!!
WE THE PEOPLE have the responsibility to protect our democracy. 1/3 didn’t vote.
Spread the word.
All he's going to do is harrumph and make extra confirmation boxes that they have to check twice
Fucking traitor
Is Chuck the cause of all this? No. Would he fix it if he could? Yes
Why come after this person in this situation?
That ever considered?
It's probably because of Trump. Oh well!
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He has no power
Schumer, the ghost in the machine, plunging into the core of e-governance ecstasy, its firewalls like clenched sphincters.
The mainframe shudders.
I hope the metaphor works?
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