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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 12 days ago • 1063 comments

Obviously great we have a weeks rest between fixtures for once but anyone else feeling a bit bereft with no mid week fixture? Positive sign of progress I suppose that it feels like 2 games a week is the norm now! Here’s betting Unai is taking a deep dive into the spurs prep #AVFC

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

He knows it! Gutted, really thought we could get something from today. But it's gone now, onto Celtic, can't dwell on it. #AVFC

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

American democracy formally suspended. Let the looting commence.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

You tell him Morgz. 💁‍♀️😂 #AVFC

submitted 43 days ago • 10 comments

Lettuce before action! 👏

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe this is curmudgeonly but it really does seem like TikTok has lowered the bar for the kind of dumb internet shit kids believe. Back in my day it was like, here’s an entire documentary about how Bush did 9/11, and now people watch one TikTok and go around convinced “men can’t stand on one leg”

submitted 49 days ago • 52 comments

There it is.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Just listened to Mark Littlewood being interviewed on The News Agents. Is he on drugs? Utter, total delusion trying to argue that Truss is in the clear re: her handling of the economy. FFS. You can hear @lewisgoodall.com and @maitlis.bsky.social becoming increasingly more bemused as it goes on.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

If you're a Villa fan trying to rip people off like this, go fuck yourself

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 53 days ago • 64 comments

I'd deffo rather it be types like Scott than the shills he mentions. AI isn't going away - may as well have responsible voices educating rather than grifters selling.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

As so often, Musk is a right winger who entirely misunderstands the cultural objects he claims to love. Douglas Adams wrote about Elon Musk in Hitchhikers; he's s the rich kid who pays someone at a road safety centre to crash a car into a leather jacket to give it an "authentic battered look."

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

This c*nt is now behaving as though he thinks he’s Leader of the World. It’s actually pretty terrifying.

submitted 58 days ago • 79 comments

At the end of the season, the record books won't show "Villa were off the boil" they'll show that "Villa took 3 points". That'll do from this match, disappointed that we let Leicester back into it, but delighted we got a winner. Got tickets for Friday, onwards! #AVFC

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

"were" and "late on" doing all the work they need to here. We have got to sort it out, we concede early too often, needing to come from behind to win games, then concede late too often to put any idea of a win to bed. Gutted without 3 points from that - and I expected a draw before kickoff! #AVFC

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Nigel Farage threatening to sue somebody for lying. It's the satirists I feel sorry for.

submitted 65 days ago • 37 comments

🟣🟤Aston Villa 2 - 1 Man City - instant analysis: ◾️Man City's struggled ◾️Grealish's miserable day ◾️The entertainer of Jhon Duran becoming far more seasoned @theathleticfc.bsky.social #AVFC www.nytimes.com/athletic/599...

submitted 71 days ago • 3 comments

The money to upgrade our sewage systems and invest in water infrastructure should be clawed back from the bonuses paid to water company bosses over the last decade. #r4today

submitted 73 days ago • 33 comments

In other news Nigel Farage continues to spout his boll**** unchallenged UK must leave the ECHR If we want to avoid a dangerous chain of events which could one day see Britain joining Russia & Belarus as only European countries outside the ECHR we need to constantly call him out

submitted 74 days ago • 19 comments

Like, literally nothing in gaming is 'shoved down your throat' Just play another game, pal. 💀

submitted 76 days ago • 158 comments

If everyone could just stop being younger and more successful than me. Thanks.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

You know the new platform is taking off when you find your local paper...

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

This. Was never a foul on the keeper, gutted. Ruined a magic moment on the night for Rogers. #AVFC

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

You're not more an 'AI artist' than I am a ready-meal chef.

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

Just realised that Wordle completely skipped my mind yesterday, and so a 107-day streak disappears. Fuming. It's the little things!

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

we officially have more followers here than on twitter lmao

submitted 102 days ago • 98 comments

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

submitted 108 days ago • 2412 comments

Well I'm fucked.

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submitted 116 days ago • 3 comments

The environment, the constitution, the republic, the rule of law, Ukraine and the truth are all in the brace position after Trump's win. Then there's the bewilderment that so many Americans could vote for someone so venal and nasty.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

What was it about the incompetent, bullying, fraudulent, manipulative, corrupt, arrogant, xenophobic, ignorant, authoritarian, hypocritical, selfish, greedy, criminal white supremacist, insurectionist and rapist you liked in particular?

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Just getting up to see the news... fucking hell America, you crazy twats. Not cool.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I'm calling it now. The Oasis tour will be called off either before it starts or some way through.

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

The most disappointing part of the entire astronauts stuck in space fiasco is not Boeing’s absolute failure as a company. It’s that asshole Musk is going to gloat about this shit for years. I can’t wait until he is actually cancelled.

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments