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New work shirt

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When your patients don’t respond to vanilla treatment modalities…

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Reskeet if you think trans women are neat

submitted 512 days ago • 36 comments

i hope this email finds you defeated by an enemy you perceived as inferior, i hope the shame hurts more than yr wounds

submitted 512 days ago • 0 comments

fixed it for you

submitted 516 days ago • 19 comments

A regular Mrs. Dalloway over here

submitted 520 days ago • 0 comments

Just finished lukeoneil47.bsky.social’s latest, A Creature Wanting Form, and I am going to need everyone to be very quiet for the rest of the day.

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In the spirit of bipartisanship I think we all know what Mitch McConnell should do.

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Reskeet with an album you still know every damn word to

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“please explain this gap in your resume” what are you, a cop?

submitted 522 days ago • 0 comments

« Please explain this gap in your resume. » Non. Disclosure. Agrément.

submitted 522 days ago • 0 comments

gonna start an onlyfans for soft focus hotel shots of prof. dr. robert j. catman, esq., P.I.

submitted 522 days ago • 6 comments

I don’t think the creditors and vendors should get trump’s liquidated assets. I think I should get them, so I can buy the daily wire and make matt walsh write articles about how he wants to be trussed up like a pig and caned by taylor swift wearing a strap on

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A lot of people reading a lot of things into this, but the main takeaway is that elon could easily charge these guys a hundred dollars a month for carbon-fiber tactical checkmarks

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thinking about biblically-accurate clippy (original by me, second improved version by @egallagher.bsky.social)

submitted 524 days ago • 6 comments

I do not make puns and I am NOT an ally to the pun-making community. You perverts belong in jail.

submitted 524 days ago • 0 comments

reskeet if you love trans women and think america should pay for it's crimes on a global scale

submitted 525 days ago • 5 comments

[Dying at sea] Fuck it, white squall

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(Eleanor Rigby tune) Beetlejuice handjob

submitted 535 days ago • 2 comments

let us let bygones be bygones, especially if they are me endlessly talking behind your back and making up shit about you the time has come for us to forgive me

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I've seen it before. patreon.com/lowqualityfa...

submitted 538 days ago • 5 comments

pink

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After the Senate murdered Julius Caesar how did they clean it up? I bet they just left it for the poor janitor to clean up. Fucking politicians

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it's friday

submitted 542 days ago • 46 comments

The National Eating Disorders Association laid off its entire helpline staff, 2 weeks after workers voted to form a union. Workers were replaced by an AI chatbot named Tessa, which didn't work. Instead of rehiring, NEDA shut down the helpline. AI union busting is here. From Elizabeth Meisenzahl:

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"Human Ashtray" being especially favored by New Yorkers definitely makes sense.

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