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yall im so good at having brain thoughts it’s not even funny
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Taurus: Life is like a game of chess. It’s confusing and you’re bad at it.

submitted 18 hours ago • 9 comments

I found where they’re conserving you

submitted 2 days ago • 66 comments

if i had a handgun id be making so many edc shitposts all the time

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submitted 8 days ago • 20 comments

I know you kids these days are all about rolling “fatties” but you know there was a guy about two thousand years ago who rolled the ultimate fatty. The fatty of faith

submitted 12 days ago • 13 comments

just got to vermont and the first conversation i had ended with her saying “insect protein… I’ve gotta get more into that. very sustainable.” i kinda love it here

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Being fake is a type of real

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

Groimes arm troyin to boy OpenAyOy

submitted 27 days ago • 17 comments

imo all art is just derivative of this banger anyone have a fav piece throughout art history?

submitted 40 days ago • 85 comments

“I enjoy thinking about truly fundamental concepts, like the alphabet for instance.”

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

EMPATHY - If you say 'Two days, maybe', it will be etched in her mind forever.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

And above all, you let life defeat you. All the gifts your parents gave you, all the love and patience of your friends, you drowned in a neurotoxin. You let misery win. And it will keep on winning till you die -- or overcome it.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

every time someone says something about how bsky is important or necessary or whatever i read it in the voice of the endorphin port guy

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

vibes in dc are truly rancid today already

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

on this sad day we are all thinking about lana del ray and her song “video games” from 2011

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

i used to go on grindr whenever i was away from home to see what the local scene was like. one time i was working at boy scouts camp and i saw my one of the scoutmasters’ profile and he was into sissy hypno and he tapped me so i deleted the app

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

"Check this shit out motherfucker" /locks arms with opponents and slides both feet out from under me and falls screaming onto my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do

submitted 74 days ago • 79 comments

starting mensa but it’s for raads-r instead of iq tests

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

putting my raads-r score in my bio like how racists put their IQ in theirs

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

once when i was at boy scouts summer camp a boy in my troop took shotgun merit badge with me and he didn’t hit any targets the whole week but then on the last day he killed a bird by accident and it made me cry so much the counselor just gave us both the merit badge

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

im up having brain thoughts rn

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

shes literally me

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

You should never listen to people who try to pit trans men and trans women against each other. The important thing is we all probably have mild CTE from doing extreme sports shit in front of camcorders because we hadn't discovered BDSM yet.

submitted 84 days ago • 4 comments

i refuse to learn anything about the way bluesky works so i just assume that atproto has something to do with Absolute Terror Fields and that they’re trying to do human instrumentality

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

keep rotating “Beautiful Transgender Woman Song” in my mind as a hypothetical Mountain Goats single

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

"We need a liberal Andrew Tate!" No, we need to uplift the liberal Andrew Tate we already have. Her name is Contrapoints and she is sexier than he could ever be

submitted 122 days ago • 2 comments

Is that not just what he says in the English dub? #charma #gundam

submitted 102 days ago • 6 comments

forcefemming a french person by putting a fried egg on top of them

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

again being forcemasced by my lack of appropriate pokémon bandaids

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

shoutout to the guys hotboxing their subaru before walking directly into guitar center

submitted 97 days ago • 37 comments

every time i get on a plane i spend the day before telling my loved ones that i feel death coming so if it crashes i get my patsy cline moment

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

By request, an isolated and HQ copy of one of the greatest calls in history OH NO

submitted 141 days ago • 20 comments