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This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

People being rude to service workers is a red flag both in needlessly being a dickhead to someone but also in that you can tell they appreciate it when you make their work a little easier and who doesn’t want that shit? That shit feels amazing. A waiter being happy? That shit makes your weekend

*scrolling feed* gay. cringe. soy. cringe. cringe. based. gay. cringe. cri— *the phone goes off and i briefly catch a glimpse of myself in the reflective screen* ooooooooOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH

Have you heard about this, God? It's me, Jay Leno

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

How many federal workers would DOGE need to fire to make up for Musk not paying his fair share of taxes? Answer: 677,000. That's 44% of the entire non-DoD federal workforce. Again, this power grab is not about the budget. It’s about politics.

Obviously this is bad and very stupid, but the tenor of this kind of Trump communique is very funny to me. It's a real HOA energy, just someone being annoying and small who knows they're being that way, and who more or less sees that as both their highest personal calling and the purpose of the job.

In 2024, the NLRB filed a complaint against Tesla for interfering in a union drive at their Buffalo, NY assembly plant. Today:

To my dismay it appears that the Female Body Inspector is not a law enforcement position and when he said my wife was being "held without charges but i could watch" i should have intervened.

This whole saga has, I think, demonstrated very well my contention that American political journalists believe that they deserve all of the respect and deference that comes with filling a vital societal role, while rejecting the idea that holding such a position also entails duties and obligations.

Someone pointed out to me that DEI, the thing Democrats keep saying they need to run away from, is far more popular than they are lmao.

New Quinnipiac poll— Congressional Republicans Approve 40% Disapprove 52% Congressional Democrats Approve 21% Disapprove 68% Elon Musk Favorable 38% Unfavorable 50% Donald Trump Approve 45% Disapprove 49% Trump plan to take Gaza Pro 22% Anti 62% DEI policies Good 53% Bad 38%

Beekeeper type movie in which Jason Statham gets laid off from his USAID job "promoting entrepreneurialism in developing economies" and uses his actual skills to murder everyone in DOGE.

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

Alternate Timeline @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov

Nursing a take that the major Silicon Valley firms can be understood as organized crime syndicates and perform some of the same functions as the old ones used to — money laundering, feeding addictions, skirting regulations, political influence.

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

more and more these days, I find myself thinking that you can accept the discipline of your political goals or you can accept the discipline of your resentments.

The new Trump administration has illegally removed far more people from their jobs because of speech and beliefs in the last month than the entire list of cancelled or pressured people (many of whom were criticized, not fired) compiled by FIRE and others over years. It’s not remotely close.

i made one-month amaro with mostly homegrown herbs and spices, adapted from Katie Parla's recipe in Food From The Italian South (included here.) it's pretty good, i used less sugar than she recommends, because i like bitter digestifs

Massive, meaningful changes in governance done as a result of a ctrl-f for the word "transition." No one will ever believe how stupid this shit was.

seems like it is a big deal that the unifying ideology of the doge team is neo nazism

this is absolutely spot on analysis

All of these people should start a country of their own and leave us alone

my take is that your willingness to accept this gulf of america nonsense is an indicator of your willingness to accept much worse things coming from this administrator

Pretty telling that the comparison here is “someone scolding you via a video you saw on Facebook that you found annoying” and “complete disregard for legal protections and long standing peaceful cooperation between nations”. It’s actually pretty accurate to how conservatives view the world

hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"

this is a good example of the attitude that has led democrats down the road to disaster. it rests on the belief that public opinion cannot be shaped or mobilized or moved, only reacted to

See here's how to do a headline. fortune.com/2025/02/13/e...