clangargoyle.bsky.social
We are the stone-faced vampires who unshackled themselves and flew free into the night.
[VTM parody account, all posts are in character unless begun with //]
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Cohort of Wepwawet says the Ministry was a mistake
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Grab a Snickers!
That's what we call the drugged out guys laughing at nothing on the subway. Good eats.
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We heat waved goodbye
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You hate the Tremere too?
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You wouldn't be the first 😢
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Can't we just have a seance? We used to have seances like civilized people.
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Woah, how did you manage to fit the charging cable up there? 🙈
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Yes, but only to make fun of them
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No positive skeets about NFTs or crypto detected. They have the pass.
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So definitely find an Adept. Got it.
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Fortunately, no Nephandi has ever infiltrated there, and especially never infiltrated the Hermetic chantry there
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Sounds like Horizon Realm 2.0 is back on the table!
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You want us to *read*? Like some kind of nerds?
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Who?
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Not an arcane tome pillaged from a lost library in an ancient civilization?
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They're getting off light this year, we see.
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Aww, we'd get ours the same! Twinsies!
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We also insist on only growing gluten free moss on our bodies
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Ooooooo GOTTEM!
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Yeah, through the power of Thaumaturgy you can gargle deez nuts
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Shhh, we're trying to protect you from the Armed Forces up there. You don't want them to know what your plants can do.
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GMO? In our weed? Maaaaan! That's, like, uncool, man.
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They give us the really good weed, don't mess this up
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YOU TURNED FRED INTO A TABLE!?
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How are you getting signal down there?
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Hey, hey, you don't need to bring the Bahari into this. It's better for all of us if you don't.
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The Gargoyles at the other table are too busy plotting your downfall to contribute to the conversation
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At Humanity 2 a kindred can have a little diablerie as a treat.
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How do we ensure that this magical obligation happens again?
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And if you ask nicely, they'd probably pass the doobie too
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It's gonna be Ecstatics who post nothing but their high thoughts, bro.
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No, you scrapped that particular prototype
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🎶 I'd harvest blood and vitae and bones and teeth and all just to research properly
Casting all the best spells that I can
And each loud "OW!" "OUCH!" "REGENT!" "NO!" will land like a trumpet on the ear
As if to say here is a powerful mage! 🎶
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🎶 I'd run a big tall chantry with neonates - dozens!
Right in the Camarilla's little town
A fine library with books shelved so orderly
There would be one big pyramid just going up
And one Anarch movement coming down
And one Prince leading nowhere, just for show 🎶
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🎶 I wouldn't have to work hard
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
I'd claim all the credit for their work
If I were the Regent here 🎶
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What about "Hey Thin-blood, what that vitae do?"
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O LAWD HE FLYIN
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Stop giving away our best hiding spots!!!
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