clantzimisce.bsky.social
We are the change.
We are everywhere.
We are inevitable.
You look tasty.
// I share surrealism and horror, so probably sometimes a little NSFW. Trans rights are human rights. Also bats.
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We follow Bats! 🦇, Horror Artists, Carnivorous Plants, and Cryptids...
We are suspicious of why you want to know, but we shared anyway.
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We were wondering what happened to that...but be assured none of us have been to Wyoming. There's nothing there, and most certainly not slumbering ancients.
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// I think that's freaking amazing tbh! 😍🍖👑
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Tell us which chantry you'd like Sascha to visit. I'm sure they will be delighted to entertain you. However, it may be the last thing you enjoy hearing.
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And again, we would look absolutely fabulous while doing so in our meat dress.
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We would have to change all the lyrics to be less abysmal, but we can make the most angelic of chords, an entire chorus the likes of which could ensnare even Arikel in a trance all emanating from a single glorious being. Tis our Protean gift, one you mages posing as Cainites are unable to emulate.
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Also, our meat dress is amazing!
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By writing songs for four of your followers and teaching Metallurgy 101 to some fledgling Caitiff (at least until proven otherwise...something we thought you were supposed to be good at figuring out) so she can go hunting the Glasswalker as Princely punishment for merely existing? wHy sO sErIoUs? 🙄
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Be careful or the fashion police aka @clantoreador.bsky.social may start judging the judges!
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Probably @clangargoyle.bsky.social
They're already Mothman, might also be Batman.
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Right...Hentai...believe what you will, little one.
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Or you can have Protean: Weight of the Feather and never worry about falling from great heights while soaring around as a Chiropteran Marauder and having an unfortunate encounter with @clangargoyle.bsky.social.
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You guys must owe Gary Golden a major boon or something.
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So you aren't even good at making hellhounds? You may as well be Brujah at this point.
Black Hand? More like Slightly Darkened Hand. True? False? What difference does it make. You're all lacking a few fingers these days.
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We love them.
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If we get hungry, we can even hunt together!
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And we are always watching with you...we are the trees and the rocks. We are the land. Well, at least some of us. Some of us are just a step or two above a hellhound.
But the rest of us? We are the land.
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Sounds like we should have started the pool for you instead of the one you were trying to adopt. Though, it's never too late...Place your bets!
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They're probably hiding from you what with the frequency of which this past month you've discussed how many of them you've slaughtered.
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Two heads are better than one!
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We were more looking for this as a GIF, but similar enough we think.
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You say that like you have cornered the market on an entire ethnic group. For all any of you know, he may have been a Grimaldi.
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Looks like everyone lost the betting pool. Things were looking good there for a hot minute for everyone who had somewhere around "2 weeks" for how long this one was going to be among us.
Nobody had a month, and although there's still time, we suppose the house does indeed always win. 💰
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We do what we can to keep up appearances lest our enemies think we have softened. Yet, displaying their kin upon pikes outside our walls is maybe no longer the best introduction. We found this to be a suitable middle ground.
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Where would you like them? We could give you more ribs. Maybe an extra pair of femurs? How about tusks? We really can't stress enough how elephants are en vogue right now.
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You already tried that. That's what got this Second Inquisition mess started. The Sabbat is barely even a thing anymore. Try harder.
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Do you also despise Zantosa and Obertus? Or perhaps you are just upset that even most in the Sabbat think your family is too inhumane for their company? Disgusted that the Grimaldi are more valued in these modern nights? I'm sure there are plenty of feral woods in Siberia that still need your kind.
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We will be most pleased to contribute our scientific prowess to dissect and understand the "brain rot" to aid you in this most honorable endeavor, cousins. We are told the most susceptible are the young, however, which does provide some ethical quandaries, but perhaps we can find late-term samples.
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Our Grimaldi servitor assures us that you aren't missing anything. He called it "brain rot" though, which now intrigues us...
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Oh, do you know Kirill? Great guy! His domain is centered at a barcade near Buffalo. You'll have to ask to see his special collection downstairs...We hear he's got an original Polybius cabinet.
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Indeed, the Classics: