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clarhart.bsky.social
cartoonist and queerdo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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They probably figured since the movie is just product placement for the ride, why not make it turtles all the way down
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Never watched the price is right, but “the price is wrong, bitch” will live on in my memories forever.
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I’m so sorry about the break up :( also one time Mara Wilson liked a tweet and honestly the rush still hasn’t worn off
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I like the spotlighting in the nipple
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if they were mad at you they wouldn’t be bringing you along for a fun road-trip
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Every potato is my ideal guy
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decay exists as an extant form of life
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I got broken spaghetti and half frozen meatballs
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Literally if life is going to be this dramatic I can have a little fantasy on the side
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where is this bird’s cheese someone please help
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as a child I really underestimated how much of my motivation to live would depend on cheese
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chillingly, the man uses the possessive, implying he is in fact what is being owned
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safe to say we’re all losing
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aim is the ex I never appreciated in their time
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I am piece of paper. Piece of paper is me
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“Where do I buy a blue check mark maybe that will help”
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a-salted by a pepper sharker
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If we all come together, we can post frame by frame of a gif so when we scroll really fast it gif’s
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if they don’t want to be baby why baby shaped
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Literally pluots were $.20 off today and it made me so happy
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Scientology auditions and chooses wives for him, which is pretty far up the uncanny valley for me.
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Have the tiny skeletons met the borrowers?
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I didn’t know my hierarchy of needs included being attended to by an army of tiny skeleton minions but here we are
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and there’s no business like it bb
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dang it bobby
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Death’s on here??? What’s their handle??
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I care about you and value your humanity.
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“I made you a hotdish” is midwestern for “I love you”
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Hi friend from the internet, the origin of all the strongest friendships
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I don’t know you but I know you definitely could
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funny you think that wasn’t my goal all along
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the practices that keep capitalism going on a macro level repeated at a micro
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savory dips between unsavory trips
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not a boomer just a loser
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rats are the orcas of twitter
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I’ve found worst things in detective stoner pockets