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clarissabeth.bsky.social
Aspiring disaster lesbian. I lacked rizz before anyone even knew what rizz was. She/her 🏳️‍⚧️
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man i don't have time for the economy to collapse i've got stuff going on

I forget, but I don’t forgive. I’m mad at someone, but no idea who

Yeah, it's important to only support the largest group of marginalized individuals! Just 1% of Americans? I'm sure it's moral to allow them to be insulted, threatened, harmed, and even possibly killed! Why try to protect the rights of everyone? ... Get, and I cannot overstate this enough, fucked.

If you're ever considering transitioning, don't tell yourself you can just stuff those feelings down and ignore them. I've known i was a girl for over half a decade, but told myself I'd be fine presenting masc because transitioning is hard. Turns out living in a body you hate is harder.

Lana: My pussy tastes like Pepsi-Cola Me: Ummm...I guess mine is more like Diet Squirt?

Hillary joining bsky on the trans day of visibility is transphobic, imho.

I'm old fashioned, but the only thing I think AI should be used for is to control all aspects of the mission of a large interplanetary spacecraft sent on a mission to Jupiter.

As a fan of The Expanse, I wouldn't be able to resist shouting "Here comes the juice!" every time it kicked on.

Well goddamn I was kinda hoping this book WOULDN'T make me cry. #dorley

My love language is whatever that ancient customer wrote in when he was filling out a complaint form about his substandard copper shipment.

I saw it was the Trans Day of Visibility so I stole a bright yellow jacket from an electrical lineman to wear all day.

Hooray, I'm spiraling. I'm really only talking to myself, like usual, in a voice that I have started to doubt is really mine. I might just delete this all and start over. ... Who the fuck am I talking to?

Second Trans Day of Visibility where I know for sure I'm trans. Still not visible. Fuck. I was supposed to do better by now.

you know I keep that thang on me (the thang is anxiety)

All right, fine, you win, Internet. I'm gonna read this Dorley thing just so I can at least understand the constant references to it.

Friends remember it is trans day of visibility, if you're being gay doing crimes, THEY CAN SEE US

AI is trash. Come at me, Roko, I don't give a fuck.

All i really want from transition is the ability to finally say who I really am out loud, and to stop pretending that the identity I was given was ever who I really was. That and a fairly decent rack.

My rizz consists of misunderstanding words. Some girl told me she was aromantic and I was like, "well I do think you smell really nice."

This, but mommy.

forgive me for being odd; i’m still in beta testing

*stares in autism*

Left to right you fuckinf weebs. 🤣🔪

I need to make memes again. 🔥🔪

They call me Project 2025 because the only people I won't fuck are old rich white men.