clarissabeth.bsky.social
Aspiring disaster lesbian.
I lacked rizz before anyone even knew what rizz was.
She/her 🏳️⚧️
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I'm a Nintendo Sub for my Sega Master System.
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I hope the cheese he ate wasn't very good, and also gave him stomach upset that makes him happy he still has bones left afterwards.
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Whatever it was, I'm positive it was tastefully lit and completely in focus, and not just a picture of a single body part with zero context.
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It's like an object lesson for capitalism as a whole. "Can value be derived from this thing for ourselves? No? Then it's worthless and also, NO ONE ELSE can have it."
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Imply? That's the only way I know how to cum. 👈👉
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I'm influenced by media too much to not enjoy pooping. I want to Enjoy The Go™️.
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ngl, you were the person I thought of when I saw this post the first time.
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Oh noooo I'm in this picture and I don't know if I like it. 😧
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I'm all about some ridiculous shirts and that PTSD one is something I'd grab immediately. 💜
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Cuneiform. It's cuneiform.
I like my written languages like I like my women: wedge shaped and pressed into wet clay.
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I like seeing them.
I hate having to spit on the sidewalk all the time.
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The stealing was the "do crime" part of the "be gay, do crime". I find it hard to do crime but easy to do be gay.
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This is, without a doubt, one of the dumbest biology takes by a religious moron I've ever seen. Justifying the innervation of a mechanical switch and telling us it's God's plan to make pooping enjoyable. I want to rage quit the universe right now, I swear.
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I am horrified.
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It's like lucid dreaming, but I guess it's actually...what? Turgid dreaming?
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You could do it like this... 👉👈
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They have LESBIAN DATING APPS now? What's next, lesbians at the grocery store? Lesbians at the coffee shop? Lesbians at my house, sitting on my couch, stroking my head and telling me I'm a good girl and...🥺
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I'm not supposed to have heroes but yet here you are, spitting facts.
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So I guess I need to come clean: you have some unpaid tolls I need to discuss with you.
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"We are currently clean on OPSEC"
-deletes my profile pic and replaces it with the GPS coordinates of my house-