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one time I was doing drugs with a bouncer and he was like "You think I'm just a dumb bouncer, but I've got plans" then showed me his calculations of how to win the lottery

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

If the Supreme Court decides that the government can "erroneously" disappear you off the street to a foreign torture prison, and that federal courts have no power to do anything about it, that is, in a meaningful way, Pretty Much It www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/24...

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submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

what the fuck the founder of chipotle literally just looks like someone shaved the grinch

submitted 12 days ago • 81 comments

good dog

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submitted 19 days ago • 40 comments

caves of qud is a really neat game. just talked to a snail

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

woke up and couldn't fall back to sleep so i got out of bed to get on the computer and the power went out

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

we need to replace the metal detectors at congress with one of those traps from indiana jones where god vaporizes you if your heart isn't pure

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

submitted 28 days ago • 274 comments

Le Monde reporting that a French scientist traveling to Houston to attend a conference was denied entry to US after a search of his phone & computer revealed messages critical of Trump's science cuts, "which [says CPB] conveyed hatred of Trump & could be qualified as terrorism". Computer confiscated

submitted 28 days ago • 616 comments

You can buy Oreo cream filling by itself in a container but it doesn’t taste as good. You must work for the cream. The T-Rex doesn’t want to be fed. It wants to hunt.

submitted 31 days ago • 29 comments

Don’t worry there was nothing nefarious going on, we have a very good explanation. Our concentration camps are just overcrowded and infested with disease.

submitted 33 days ago • 33 comments

Frodo don’t destroy the ring, you’ll just be playing into their hands by reacting at all imho

submitted 34 days ago • 70 comments

we just need stupider leftists. I'm dead serious. charismatic guys with the stamina to record 100 instagram reels a week in the front seat of their car saying stuff like "trump made summers too hot" and "the fries at wendy's taste better ever since they went woke"

submitted 33 days ago • 223 comments

the democratic party is creating the largest pet profile picture revolution ever witnessed

submitted 35 days ago • 48 comments

1. Today, powerful speeches from trans representatives in Montana SJ Howell and Zooey Zephyr flipped 29 Republicans, killing anti-trans bills. While some Dems like Newsom abandon trans people, these reps show the power of representation. Watch their speech. Subscribe to support our journalism.

submitted 41 days ago • 121 comments

Quick question, are the guys calling works of art "sabotage against the state" usually the good guys or the bad guys?

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Again, Jews were less than 1% of the German population in 1933.

submitted 46 days ago • 56 comments

i have arrived at some of the strangest People Also Ask territory yet. what color is girl, BEFORE mirror..... or actually wait no, more pressingly, are rivers turning to blood

submitted 47 days ago • 5 comments

"The grant appears to have been tagged for the repeated use of “POC,” an acronym often used for “people of color” but in this context meaning “point of care”"

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public service announcement

submitted 48 days ago • 19 comments

He looks like Tim Walz’s Wario

submitted 48 days ago • 18 comments

There’s a guy who makes basketball YouTube videos I sometimes watch and he had a video with his face in it for the only time I can remember and the first reply to the video is “this man looks like an air fryer”

submitted 259 days ago • 4 comments

this album feels increasingly relevant thethermals.bandcamp.com/album/the-bo...

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments