clawson.bsky.social
Half mermaid. Half centaur. All human.
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WTAF is happening
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Careful though--analogies are not explanations.
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Well how much dolphin do they owe you?
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You can't honk as much as you want, though. You can't keep on honkin over and over again. Or when your boss is talking; or during quiet parts of movies; in church. And not at people who feel bad about their big noses, in a way that menaces them. Holy mackerel! So really...when can you even honk? #?
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P.S. if you gentlemen would offer your handkerchiefs, we'd go back to hacking our body fluids into them like real ladies.
(Also, please lay your jackets over muddy puddles for us like you used to, you dicks)
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All that coughing up blood was chivalry, dying.
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Nobody has ever honked. Not even once. Not even when I sat at a green light blocking traffic and refused to move until somebody honked. Nobody would do it!
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Yo. That was maddeningly circuitous. We're enemies now (but first can you help me where the heck is the link plsthx)
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Sames
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I saw him the same year in Seattle, and it did make things easier. In fact, for the first time I felt like we were all together, suffering, laughing and sharing something magical that would sustain me for years to come. It does still. #Sedaris
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Haha you have a crush on him!
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Because he hasn't published anything new in too long amirite? Give the ppl what they want! #diariesNOW!
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Publish a diary for us to read plsthx
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An American treasure. I want to read all his diaries ♡
#DavidSedaris #Sedaris #Sedarisbooksigning #DavidSed'"so"
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Will you please explain this to me?
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I'm with you!
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Exactly. Would it kill you to admit we're smarter than you? We need to hear it sometimes!
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Correct! Good job.
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Well you can't! HA!
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Don't be rude to those chickens!
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My first wish is to wish for less wishes
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6 is too many
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OK I changed my mind!
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I would give anything to know WTF this deleted post was about . . . damn. Whoever deleted it, know this: we are now enemies!
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Nope!
Haha jk. Idk yet though
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I'll second the berserk clerk shenanigans. Dude at the checkout told me "looks can be deceiving," because it turned out I "can read," and am "actually very intelligent." Then he mansplained that it wasn't an insult because he was giving me a compliment. #nope