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I put all the Heritage Minutes in chronological order by event so you don't have to. 🇨🇦 (I was looking for this and couldn't find it, so it became a weird hobby. It genuinely may be of interest only to me.) www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

submitted 11 hours ago • 43 comments

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

submitted 10 days ago • 384 comments

Supreme courts everywhere releasing absolutely terrible decisions. :(

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

ROOMMATE: Have you seen my sock puppets? ME: muffled screams from my shoes why

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

Oreo takes her name seriously

submitted 17 days ago • 12 comments

I was in the woods for a week, gloriously disconnected. I see Americans are still keen on destroying themselves? www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Do Republican senators understand that Canadians know how to read? If you can't leave the 51st state stuff alone, fuck off. Left image: North Dakota's senator talking to NY Times on May 23. Right image: North Dakota's senator talking to Canadian media on May 25.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

submitted 37 days ago • 73 comments

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

submitted 44 days ago • 940 comments

ME: folding laundry ugh another sock is missing PUPPET ON MY HAND: how does that keep happening

submitted 45 days ago • 6 comments

what a complete idiot.

submitted 51 days ago • 140 comments

Trump is bad, but we also need to remember the tens of millions of Americans who celebrate him, and the hundreds of millions more who tolerate him.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.

submitted 57 days ago • 834 comments

Patients at a hospital in Kitchener had a ‘super’ day thanks to some unexpected visitors. Spider-Man, Batman and Robin rappelled down the side of WREN @ Midtown, formerly known as Grand River Hospital, Monday afternoon. www.ctvnews.ca/kitchener/ar...

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

yo, @uwaterloo.ca put this in the alumni emails. Instant flood of donations, guaranteed.

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

The largest paying crowd in the history of Wrigley Field was the day Jackie Robinson made his debut. Wrigley is the only park left Jackie played a game in. Mike Ryoko was a kid at that ballpark that day and he wrote about it. Take a minute and read this today. press.uchicago.edu/Misc/Chicago...

submitted 70 days ago • 59 comments

Remembering the day in April 2019 when Scrumpy was rescued by the Patterdale Mountain Rescue: we'd foolishly got stuck on a crag behind Fairfield. After abseiling 100m down a cliff on his rescuer's back, he was (accurately) described in the Westmorland Gazette as a "very vocal cocker spaniel".

submitted 72 days ago • 6 comments

i love that they put the cats feed so high up on the new explore page bc it ensures new users will continue to see some furry porn within their first 20 minutes on the app

submitted 74 days ago • 3 comments

"As we unload your consumer electronics at the port of entry, let's SPIN THE BIG WHEEL! and see what your tariff will be today!"

submitted 73 days ago • 14 comments

[zoo] Tour Guide: this is a one-humped camel Me: if it has one hump it should be a canel Tour Guide: into sleeve he’s back

submitted 524 days ago • 4 comments

stocks keep going up and down bc the invisible hand of the market is making the jacking off motion

submitted 76 days ago • 43 comments

markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands

submitted 76 days ago • 76 comments

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

submitted 76 days ago • 390 comments

Trump is deporting green card holders who have led productive and meaningful lives here -- over minor crimes committed decades ago. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/09/u...

submitted 76 days ago • 7 comments

Boston has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

submitted 77 days ago • 46 comments