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CleverThePerson He/Him Animator/Writer I run @reactbot.bsky.social I like YFM, Hellaverse, TADC, Smosh, Bug Hunter, NSP, Dropout TV, BBU, Gorillaz, COTL, ect. I won 13 rock eating contests Dating: @jaxxyrabbit.bsky.social
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My doctor was hot and I have the flu and a upper-respiratory virus

I'm sick rn and not even at home like bro 😭

Me looking at a cable TV guide:

Moving forward

Can we turn Connecticut into a Buckees or a Walmart already

I'm a Kendrick fan but I have to admit that I just had Hotline Bling on loop cus that shit is so good when listening to it on a cell phone

Pithee is so dead like wtf, none of these are good

I'm not coming up with a caption for this

"Make America Great Again"

We will always be "Stronger Together"

Virgo's, we get it; your parents fucked on Thanksgiving, stop making it your entire personality.

If you see this, quote with a game you've played multiple times. This game is just TOO good.

"Build Back Better"

"We Can't Go Back"

The "Pro Peace" Ticket

JD Vance should've gotten into Hollywood ngl, he would've played hit roles like 'Drunken Father' and 'Divorced Intoxicated Parental Figure'

My grandpa thinks eggs are better under Trump currently because Kamala would've forced the chickens to abort the eggs. This isn't a joke.

Wobble Street is such a good album bro, how is that a fan project

White history month doesn't exist, because y'all hoarded the antibiotics and toilet paper during the pandemic, nobody's gonna forgive y'all for that.

Can these representatives please actually stop Elon fucking Musk who NOBODY FUCKING VOTED FOR from doing illegal shit in our government I feel like I’m losing my god damned mind.

When the cops show up at my door after I shit on a child in public but instead of arresting me they fist bump me

I want to make it mandatory that if your hair is a bright blonde, you're forced to wear a white shirt, tie, and brown pants with a black belt whilst screaming "I'm ready"

I think a lot of these people think good gay rep is the Disney Style™️ You know, a supporting/background character just clumsily slips in “Oh I need to get home to my husband!” and then you never see them or the husband again.

Yuck Elon, and Yuck Twitter Gold 🤮 It costs around 12K a year…. What a horrible waste of money, Instead of doing that, we are giving $1000 to a different charity each month this year. Starting with Doctors Without Borders!

The original punchline to this joke was going to be Wincel or incew but I scrapped them both

People keep saying incel like it's a bad thing

He looks more human as a block

Wolfgang is such a stupid name, just say Pack smh

I think we can extend the “it’s okay to punch N*zi’s” rule to people who claim he wasn’t doing a N*zi salute

Ow barfy

It's been a minute since I posted about Jax on any social media so I need to make up for lost time.

Tf is iCarly even about...

The fact that Blue Öyster Cult has still not been inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame is a crime against music itself.

"Hello Hubert Pubes"

Trump: "there will only be two genders; Alpha and Cuck" *Everyone turns to JD Vance*

Open the schools

My favorite part about being a nerd about extremely specific things is that I can do rough estimates on inflation in real time and I'm pretty accurate. So when saying a price of something from a while back, I'll quickly put dread into he person I'm talking to by going "that's ___$ in today's money"

I sharted

Donate to Wikipedia.

"I had a dream" - Martin Luther King Jr 😔🙏 I feel sad... Today is MLK's day... #mlkday