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Occasionally, in the lifetime of a project, artistic decisions are made. Decisions like "FUCK ME there's not a single drill bit in the house the right size for the upgraded leg brackets? Fine I'm using the brackets that came with the legs, I'm sure they'll be okay". You know, like that.

The National Park Service just took down Marsha P. Johnson's page. www.nps.gov/people/marsh...

Costco is aggressively hawking silver bars. Partner and I looked at each other and went oh God, we're fucked aren't we

Missouri's AG Andrew Bailey is suing Starbucks, arguing that its workforce is too "female" and "non-white" and as a result Missouri consumers “pay higher prices and wait longer for goods and services" because its workforce is "less qualified" This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

Weird that people are so upset about the position that “presumably you will support us because what choice do you have” is not motivating or good politics

RED, WHITE AND BLUE LAND?! Jesus fuck. We could at least have gotten the aesthetically cool and suave evil fascists. I'm just offended at this point.

I bring up @mattielubchansky.com's Rules Wizard a lot when talking about Dems

INSPECTOR ROBINSON: I hope you're not concealing a dangerous weapon under that skirt, Miss Fisher. PHRYNE FISHER: I'm concealing a lot of things, Inspector. That's what a lady does. TRANS MISS FISHER HEADCANOOOOON

Comment in r/Seattle detailing why it took a few more days for the Washington AG to file the suit wrt the trans EO. A huge thank you to all the people in the AGs office that made this happen.

I'm at the ballet to see Sleeping Beauty. Channeling my inner Carabosse a little: spikiest flats, stalactite earrings, green lip gloss. A little girl stared at me open-mouthed and then edged over for a closer look and I swear to God, it felt like every dream in my life was achieved at that moment.

I once opened a pill bottle to take meds, looked in it and went "Oh that's where I put those earrings" YALL IT WAS MY ADHD MEDS

I stood there and had Feelings for a couple minutes and when it was my turn and I went up to the counter next to her I quietly said "Congratulations to Ollie." She smiled the widest smile and said "They are very happy." 2/2

I was at Walgreens picking up my prescription and the woman just before me was checking if there were any to pick up for her family -- "Oh, and Ollie. It might still say Olivia but that's wrong." 1/2

LA STUDENTS WALK OUT AGAIN- High school AND middle school students have taken over the streets in front of LA city hall for the 5th straight day of anti-ICE, immigration rights protests. This won’t be slowing down anytime soon When is the rest of LA going to start joining them?

ROCKET: Order me a meat tenderizer. MISSION CONTROL MOM: What are you gonna use that for? ROCKET: [leans over and whispers conspiratorially] Tenderizing meat.

Ich get unhorsed But Ich mount up agayne Ich am nevir goinge to lose thys joust

My FAVORITE part is where the previous homeowners labeled the circuit breaker switches with a combination of obscure magical script and outright lies.

FUCKING YES. LITERALLY THE LEAST YOU COULD DO.

IF ONLY THESE GOVERNMENT FACILITIES HAD SECURITY IN PLACE

I have fed my cats a raw diet for decades. This is the thing that's spurred me to transition out of raw food despite its tremendous dental benefits. This shit is scary.

Never look at freshly laid caulk. Eye contact curses it.

Ok man, I’ll tell them

The Scotsman: Who wants to watch some Spider-Man? Me: ZOOOOOOM

If I'm the bigger person, it's gonna hurt

“Why aren’t people putting blame on the republicans doing this” Baby we know the fash are gonna fash. It’s the people who say they want to defend democracy who took a 3 day weekend in exchange for advancing his cabinet & letting the fash win that need a come to Jesus right now as they’re complicit

The next fundraising email I get from the DNC better include a fucking plan of action. "We want money because we can't let the Republicans do X" while you are letting the Republicans do X is not gonna do it. I don't care if what you're doing doesn't work because you're outnumbered. Obstruct. Delay.

why do liberals always go "uWu congressional member smol bean" when people are demanding them to actually do A Thing

Leadership Dems: We are looking forward to working together with our honored colleagues across the aisle Leftists: Oh u mean you're collaborating? Leadership Dems: No, that's not fair we're also capitulating

Every time someone blames DEI for anything, the immediate follow up questions are: • So, you’re blaming women and black people for this? • And you’re asserting that women and black people aren’t qualified to handle these situations? Don’t let them hide behind codewords and catchphrases.

This is what I come to the Internet for, tbh

yo can we please stop saying "convicted felon" as a reason trump can't be trusted? the sheer fact of having been convicted of a felony is not a deal-breaker for worth as a human; and the fiction that it is destroys a lot of lives.

"the freest country in the world," I repeat to myself as I ask the government if I'm allowed to control my own body because all gender identities and uteruses are regulated by the state

no seriously, listen to this, listen to the walruses make the literal submarine ping sound effect from the movies, it's amazing.

I don't know who needs to know this, but IKEA rewards members get $5 shipping on all non-furniture orders.

telling the reich to eat shit is an effective tactic at scale. if a critical mass of people do that, the reich pretty much has to eat the shit

I have to wear weird things or I'll die