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"Read me, Seymour. Read me all night long. That's right, boy! You can do it!"

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

I have ordered from the same dominos 3 times. All three times they took an ungodly amount of time and I got a free pizza out of it, so I have really only PAID for dominos once. Using my latest apology pizza and we’re on course to keep the streak going Thanks for successfully failing dominos!

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Depressive ideation be like: no one loves you and you’re a burden Optimist in me be like: but do you have any evidence to support that line of reasoning? Depression: 🙂‍↔️

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

perfect time to make sure you have the klippenfuck twins and all the resistlib grifters firmly blocked go play in your room the adults are talking

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck you if you voted for this. That’s all I got.

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

I’ll say it again: It was a huge mistake for Congress to abolish itself.

submitted 8 days ago • 215 comments

thinking about the swing state voters who just couldn’t bring themselves to vote for that lady with the weird first name surely some number of them have children of military age, some actively in the military now and their guy just got us into another war in the Middle East was it worth it?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I will, in fact, not look now

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

he did and this shit is why we keep losing

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Trying to date in the online dating era is so demoralizing man I just can’t

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

biggest maturity level up I had in my 30s was learning to be much MUCH more selective with who I call “friend”. think about it long enough and you realize a lot of the people in your life have not done shit to earn that title

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

me: I am a grown man I will not allow the whims of strangers on dating apps to determine my self worth 😤😤😤 me immediately after: how do you RUN OUT of swipes on tinder 🫠

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Here's my thoughtful examination on Andrew Marchand's article: [puts hand under armpit, makes farting noise]

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

What a strange, nonsensical take. Feels like the "seriousness" he's taking issue with is just folks being nuanced or thoughtful as opposed to escalating arguments amid lost perspective in the name of being louder & angrier than the next guy. He might not enjoy nuance but plenty of us do.

submitted 39 days ago • 32 comments

this may be the biggest piece of dogshit I’ve ever seen, and i watched all the Jay Mariotti years of around the horn

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

and my brain has ruined that. not quite record time but it’s on the board

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes a real good thing happens to you and you can’t stop thinking about it and smiling and shit. and that’s too rare so I’m gonna try to enjoy this one a bit

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes a real good thing happens to you and you can’t stop thinking about it and smiling and shit. and that’s too rare so I’m gonna try to enjoy this one a bit

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I assure you I will, in fact, not say it back

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

American companies quite literally lost one trillion dollars in a single day but on the other hand Dave from accounts receivable doesn't have to worry about using they/them pronouns when he sees Leslie in the break room

submitted 87 days ago • 165 comments

I really miss that time before everyone and everything was porn

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

What I've realized: I no longer have energy for folks who can't reciprocate. No judgment. You have issues, cool. I just refuse to pour into someone who refuses to pour back. Period.

submitted 93 days ago • 10 comments

I don’t see much Michigan basketball so it’s comforting to know the basketball team is just as composed of whiny crybabies as the football team

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

a better antidote, perhaps, would be the people we elected to fucking do something to FUCKING DO SOMETHING

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

one thing i keep thinking about is how there is simply no way to design a constitutional system that can resist authoritarian incursion if participants in that system do not actually care that much

submitted 109 days ago • 1196 comments

every day I spend a lot of time thinking how much better a place this world would be if social media had never been invented

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

That brings me to why men who are overly sexual scare me. Honestly people generally who make being freaky their whole personality scare me.

submitted 119 days ago • 18 comments

Preacher said a WORD. “Don’t think less of yourself, think of yourself LESS” Don’t let that go over your head.

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment

economic blackouts with 2% participation are nice THIS shit is how things actually change.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

the paradox of being 40 in 2025: I yearn for connection like everyone else, but I am not willing to become a brainwashed reactionary like my parents’ generation, nor am I willing to pursue clout at all costs like the younger generation. so here I sit

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

I made a lasagna and it’s in the oven and fingers crossed I didn’t screw it up this time

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments