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Former faker of funk on a nasty dunk. "Cognitively there".
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funny to imagine catturd in a memento situation where he forgets everything instantly and has to live by the "trust whatever trump says" tattoo that he left for himself

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i want to get more chores done around the house so i'm taking up writing

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when you win a playoff series you should be allowed to take one player from the losing team and add them to your roster for the next round the finals would then be a competitive all-star game

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in my day there was no chatgpt. if you wanted to know how babby is formed, you had to ask Yahoo! Answers

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i told bonnie blue about your mom and she was disgusted

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So Starship Ship 36 just detonated *before* the static fire test - fueled and waiting for the test. Looks like the top tank lets go and sets off the whole stack. It would be bad enough if it let go during the static fire test, but it just blew up. And it's cooking off the fuel tanks on the pad.

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guy who requested the tucker carlson / ted cruz interview:

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one day there'll be a netflix documentary about bonnie blue and you'll find out, behind the scenes, things weren't actually so good

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i wish i could read at the speed that i read website and video game legal agreements

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is this AI?

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iran is perpetually 2 weeks away from a nuke. elon is perpetually 2 years away from mars / level 5 driveless cars / humanoid robots / etc. coincidence???

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trump will certainly be bringing this up at his next therapy session

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i would have liked to go to trump's parade but the check elon was offering to stay home was just too much to say no

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iso ball

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The New York Knicks have requested permission to speak to Guangdong Southern Tigers head coach 杜锋, but were firmly denied, sources tell ESPN

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what's the most obvious engagement bait you've ever seen?

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isn't it ironic?

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anyone know a good OF model that does dick ratings? specifically someone that's an extremely lenient grader on things like size, shape, and, uh, "wear-and-tear"??

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google search suggestions shut down immediately if your search terms begin to show any potential of becoming nsfw the reddit search suggestions do the opposite. they'll find some niche sexual thing regardless of how your search terms start

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this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a bird eats all of a mother's eggs

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it's true. ive been using a glory hole to pass out my business card for years

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i can't believe musk turned woke. or maybe it's trump that's now woke? one of them is now woke and we just need to figure out who

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ought to check how the suspected elon alts are reacting to this right now

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i bet making a clutch move tonight at 1 am would cheer him up

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hey anyone got trump's bsky @????

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*most predictable thing ever happens* elon:

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beans beans i must consume i must consume the beans for two the beans for two they make me zoom they make me zoom to the trans bathroom

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elon: i will be completely sober by 2027

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imagine siakam and og on the same team? #nba

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i heard elon was "blasting off to space" tonight but the SpaceX website says not until june????

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playing a new version of "split the g" where you need to drink a, b, c,... f in their entirety first

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to demonstrate that not all men are bad, the woman i will leave my wife for will be much older, much less attractive

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in elementary school we used to try to dig to china. one kid said he made it. so we asked him to show us but he said he had ended up in china's version of new jersey, so he filled his hole back in

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imagine if this guy wanted to put chips into people's brains?

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Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

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