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DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

Voter in Pennsylvania: man groceries are too expensive I hope Trump will bring the price down Trump administration: we now have a law that Apu has to come back to the Simpsons and Hank Azaria has to voice him again and he has to be more offensive

Next step. Time to paint.

what would you do in this situation

"Deception" Acrylics on canvas 2025

of course i have the utmost respect for the angry video game nerd's opinion, but personally, i'd definitely prefer to play all those shitty games that suck ass than do any of that.

i want gayer games with gayer graphics made by the gayest people and i'm not joking

fastest mute in history

SOMEONE CAME TO MY TABLE ON A CONVENTION AND SHOWED ME A PICTURE OF US WHEN WE WERE KIDS PLAYING MAPLESTORY???? WHAT??? HOW??? WHO ARE YOU?????

Daughter Kei just asked me, "This is just Wii Sports, isn't it?" (See first comment for that YT track.)

Why I'm not at DICE and not going to GDC. Elon Musk is threatening the family of a federal judge who ruled to block his dismantling of this country. And the frog is so boiled your response is - eh... let me post this trailer on twitter You spineless shits

Jason born? Yeah we all were

if he keeps comin back they should call him William Often

This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.

Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice

In the WK discord, a bunch of people kept talking about which Pokémon they wanted to fuck, so a mod locked them all in a quarantine zone and they can’t get out until they finish a tier list of the Pokémon they want to fuck the most and I’ve been cry laughing all night watching them

Nintendo, Atari, & Sega happened because of him, Jerry Lawson. #BlackHistory

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

Greenland Won’t Be Red, White, and Blue

Sorry, America. We can feed the elderly with Meals on Wheels or we can let billionaires cheat on their taxes. We can't do both.

#pastraart

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

i’m actually stunned joe biden did this. good on him for this one, genuinely. there were people who supported obama in 2007 asking him to do this and he never did

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

A little comic about desire paths.