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The grandchild of Coca Cola and Marx. Improviser in Duluth, MN Founder and owner of Clockwork Mouse Creative; an organization rooted in the proliferation of the improv artform for everyone, from youth to the incarcerated.
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Sitting alone at dive bar karaoke. I sing one song well, and every white man over 50 is acting like we've been friends since high school. It's incredible.

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Something I've noticed over the years of extensive physical therapy I've done: physical therapists *love* to tell you how expensive the equipment is. That machine that looks like a standard chest press machine? $20k. That treadmill? $40k. A neon orange theraband? Believe it or not, $100k.

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Mike Waltz has left the chat.

submitted 22 days ago • 1996 comments

The reason I'm hitting myself in the head with a big cartoon mallet is that the people who told me not to do that were condescending. "That's gonna hurt dumbass" they sneered. Well it doesn't hurt and in fact I think it may be helping my asthma

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when times are as bad as they are right now we all have an added responsibility to highlight the few things our culture is doing well. so here goes: i am proud that America decided to fully embrace the Culkins. not just Macaulay, the whole lot of them. Good work everyone. We did it.

submitted 69 days ago • 49 comments

The soundtrack to Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 might just be one of the finest crafted soundtracks in the history of gaming.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

not the way I do it

submitted 73 days ago • 242 comments

Chuck Schumer retire bitch

submitted 73 days ago • 20 comments

There is no such thing as an illegal protest.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t mean this as a dunk, but a lot of bluesky users think everyone has engaged in deep personal reflection on liberalism and leftism when most people just haven’t. most people don’t even know the difference. they just say “I’m on the left” and “I’m a liberal interchangeably”

submitted 75 days ago • 10 comments

Does anyone have a used library card for sale? I can't afford a new one.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Heaven's Gate really the GOAT cult. No weird sex stuff, no child abuse, just a bunch of nerds who were really into UFOs. Pretty harmless, up until, you know, the end

submitted 78 days ago • 113 comments

Sorry Ukraine, some of us over here did try but we all failed catastrophically to make this country do the right thing.

submitted 84 days ago • 32 comments

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

submitted 109 days ago • 1676 comments

I've already got bingo. At this point, I'm just going for a blackout.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Spite's a great motivator. I wrote twelve books that way. If you're feeling pissed off at the fuckery afoot? Spite, yo. It'll get you far.

submitted 118 days ago • 131 comments

Most of Europe is way too high up on the globe. Scooch down, that’s weird.

submitted 118 days ago • 18 comments

First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.

submitted 119 days ago • 681 comments

The fun part about hanging out with a bunch of not-biologists is that we can talk about that time hagfish slime slopped all over the highway, and it’s everyone’s first time hearing about it. We gotta talk about this stuff.

submitted 119 days ago • 46 comments

if sundials actually worked we’d still be using them lol nice try

submitted 119 days ago • 16 comments

Somebody yelled at me for posting about Ganymede instead of /the state of things/ last night. I know we’re (almost) all on the same page here, but a Bluesky without cute cats, science facts, and dumb jokes would be bad for everyone.

submitted 119 days ago • 2279 comments

Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. I’ve survived the influenza pandemic, I’m feeling good about life, and I’ve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract

submitted 119 days ago • 77 comments