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Flew in on Delta tonight and after a series of delays, once we landed, our pilot said “welcome to New York…it’s been…waiting for you”. And I just have to say, what a delightful gentleman.

COLBERT, on Rep. Al Green’s removal: “Some people questioned why so much muscle was needed to remove an old man with a cane. But it turns out it was for a serious reason. When security searched him, they found that he smuggled in a spine." @latenightercom.bsky.social

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

Brb sobbing

OH NO

NOBODY THOUGHT LIL MARCO RUBIO WAS GOING TO STAND UP TO TRUMP ON THIS OR ANY ISSUE!!!!

The market just started tanking as Trump started talking about tariffs during a televised speech. He just crashed the markets.

I wonder if they are making fun of us in the alternate universe where Sarah Palin rose to power instead.

I'm so embarrassed for our country. To our allies, I'm so sorry we have this orange shitstain of a president. I can't even imagine how betrayed Ukrainians must feel right now. Just deeply shameful all around.

Overheard at the table behind us: Mom: what’s one food you literally couldn’t live with out? Kid 1: King Cake! Kid 2: Avocado toast! Well we know one of these children will never own a home

Come to cases, “America First” means the United States sacrifices allies and prestige in order to help Russia win territory in a war of aggression.

“The nationwide implications of this bill cannot be overstated. While more than 20 states have enacted bans on transgender healthcare for minors, Texas would become the first state to completely prohibit gender-affirming medical care for adults.”

That fact even Ron DeSantis and Dave Portnoy are repulsed by the Trump administration’s effort to free the Tate brothers means this is a useful thing we can exploit to get normal people to turn on the regime. “Trump and Musk are importing rapists to rape your American daughters” is *true*.

"Cis Dykes for Trans Rights" Stencil spotted in Edinburgh, Scotland

Today’s goal : any shopping done will be with a small business and paid for in cash Let the boycotting begin

At this point yes, you do have to hand it to Bill Kristol, longstanding Republican operative and leading proponent of the US invasion of Iraq, who is doing far more in his personal capacity to publicly defend trans people than the Democratic Party, the nominal opposition to Trump

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My favorite thing about airports is I can have two double vodka tonics at 7am and no one judges me. I love the lawlessness of it all.

Andrew Tate being allowed to come to the U.S. and avoid facing trial for sex trafficking in Romania is beyond stomach-churning. This man is a HUGE influencer and uses his platform/following to further abuse women who have accused him. Now he won’t face justice, reaffirming his lies to his followers

Just so supremely tired of racists and homophobes and transphobes. Go pound sand you assholes

Wow—Trump is firing and banning all trans people from the military, per DoD memo. “Military service by members and applicants for military service who have a current diagnosis or history of, or exhibit symptoms consistent with, gender dysphoria is incompatible with military service.” Part of memo:

New Orleans I’m coming for you

Well this fucking sucks deadline.com/2025/02/mich...

I miss the days when billionaire vanity projects were, like, commissioning nude sculptures and buying sports teams… instead buying every means of communication we can think of

Oh this movie is gonna kill me #AnotherSimpleFavor youtu.be/tGoOcUeWsyQ?...

Going to see my other half in NoLa tomorrow for Mardi Gras festivities but I cannot say I am excited to be getting on a plane 😬

Just thinking about this

This is a full purge of every single LGBTQ employee at the NSA. Rufo is falsely mischaracterizing a LGBTQ employee resource group as a "sex chat" to create pretext to fire every single member in it. This is a playbook they will run to purge the entire federal government.

President Trump is now threatening to punish immigrants as young as 14 years old with criminal penalties, including jail time, if they fail to sign up for a government registry. Our loved ones and neighbors deserve dignity and an earned path to citizenship — not the threat of a police state.

Truly find it baffling that every elected Dem isn't out there talking like Pritzker. He's my governor and I gotta say, his popularity here only appears to be increasing, the more he mocks and calls out this admin. I know there are a handful of others esp in the House. But it should be ALL of them.

#ParadiseHulu is just really fucking good

Apple shareholders rejected a proposal to scrap the company's DEI programs. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

All the folks who exited NBC today. Seen together, hoo boy. Message received.

I want to make it clear that no executive order can change federal law and every executive order trump has signed has expressly disclaimed the intent to. The screenshot is from the DEI EO. That’s before you get to courts actually blocking big parts of it. And yet the overcompliance is legion.