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closskel.bsky.social
Trusted and reputable insider / journalist working at Gloomberg that lives in people’s closets sometimes. Audio salesman. Views are not mine (as are the Goombas, Koopa Troopa…) AI Defender / Animation Hater / Poop Eater / Former Skeleton
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But the pixels make them retro…
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Here I am. Waiting again. Please respond.
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This is plagiarism
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It’s not a bad game it just should’ve been included with the system
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There are ways to complete the game without using them, but you just won’t be able to play some of the mini games which makes sense because how would you play a camera minigame if you don’t have a camera.
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Guy issued a “warning” against other guys he doesn’t like
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Quick Resume on Xbox lets you switch between games without completely closing them out.
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Yes and you are selling this for $800!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thank you so much AJ and Big Justice for these deals
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What a kneeslapper
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It’s 3000% worth it. Someone else said I might get spit which would also be a cool collectors item. Hopefully it’s Miyamoto’s.
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Oh my god hello I’m a big fan my favorite song of yours is Moonlight Piano Sonata No. 14
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I stand on the shoulder buttons.
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No I would get a certificate of being awesome and be rewarded with piles of gold.
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I’d take that too
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None of those things are real how are they referencing them
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I will do anything for a shitty keychain or something
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Yes they should definitely smash
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Neither do I, I’ve eaten many burgers and this has never once happened to me. The devs clearly didn’t feel I was worth the effort.
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Damn you’re right
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I’m only interested in three, no more no less.
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If I got this I would report and send it to Nintendo without dumping any of the files in hopes of being sent Drag X Drive merch.
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Sorry I only buy games with three epic adventures
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Thank you so much for this deal AJ and Big Justice and the Rizzler too
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Put it back together and send it to starving children
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Nintendo Entertainment System - Nintendo Classics. I want the whole app updated with hyperrealistic graphics.
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This is a reference to the real life Ludwig Von Beethoven who was deaf and thus could be hit with fireballs without retaliating if he is slightly offscreen.
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And Eric can be invited as well
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Next you should do the year of living with Crandall in which you guys come to my house and live with me for a year, or I could come to yours. Whatever works.
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“The Wii U failed” If you think a console that sold 13 million when the population of the world is 8 million people is a failure, then you are the one who failed MATH CLASS. /humorical
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The update deletes all of the game files and replaces them with bread.png
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Yep. And his brother Luigi is based on Chris Pratt’s real life brother Lou Pratt.
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Yes so please Scott let me into your birthday party
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I said it’s not worth $90 which is a fact. The value of the game is in fact below $90.
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I assume the man in the image is responsible for packing the orders
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It’s called Mario Kart not Beerio Kart but it’s okay because if you notice me and let me into your house I will forget about it.
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It’s really just stating a humorous fact. The game is not worth $90.
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If you’re poor don’t buy a $450 console buy food and groceries
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Mirrors aren’t hard to find
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I’m the first person to ever make a joke so this is a normal reaction
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I hope the guy in the video finds you and slaps you harder than Will Smith slapped Chris Rock
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I’m not mad. Just disappointed.
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I know that’s why it’s not worth $90
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Yeah this really isn’t worth $90.
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Scott The Woz
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This looks like it could easily be a level in a Sonic game.
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Scott notice meeeeeee
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