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Life is a tornado and I’m a cow being spun around for cinematic effect.
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Thou shalt not fire 20% of all generals when thou couldst not pass a breathalyzer.

Proud of you, Canada 🇨🇦 and Australia 🇦🇺 with love from your American allies.

Let us prey.

best game ever

Local flora #bloomscrolling

here's today's post: "fuckwit preznit has no idea if he’s supposed to uphold the Constitution" — scenes from a crazypants interview. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Is this some kind of intervention

If you're reading this, I hope you get some healing energy today.

“Holy rusted metal, Batman!"

we need to talk about the pathological culture of hate that millions of americans raise their children in

WIth everything else you kind of forget that the president of the united states is a crypto scammer

Puppets…

Today is National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day! 🐾 Whether it’s a dog, a cat, a bird, a bunny, if you can adopt, I promise it’ll be one of the most beautiful things you’ve ever done. In honor of shelter pet adoptions, here’s Lucky on his very first day with us after he came to his furever home.

‘Birds of a feather’ RAPE children together…👇 Remember that.

When you bring your own bag to the grocery store

Pointing at the $18 drinks on the menu and asking the waiter if this is "rage bait"

My takeaway from this: He is so fucked.

Happy voting day, Canada. Please remain the sensible one in this North American duplex we share.

Please pay attention

Do not ever say "team building" to me. Are you trying to piss me off

(CNN) — He wasn’t joking. @cnn.com www.cnn.com/2025/04/25/p...

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Let’s fucking go???

Roses are red Swans mate for life

don’t give them their freedom, because they’re not going to give you yours

Everyone’s gonna be wide awake at his funeral. If only because they’ll play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at full volume.

🤔😱😓

broke my neck not using my backup camera again

Never.

happy lesbian visibility week 🧡🤍🩷

We're not living through normal times. Don't try to normalize it.