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cloverandcrimson.bsky.social
Life is a tornado and I’m a cow being spun around for cinematic effect.
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For the first time in our history, the assistant to the President will be delivering the State of the Union tomorrow night.

Nicely asked my bd to go with me to trade my car in. (For masculine support, the auto industry is full of misogyny.) He declined because “I’m an adult and should be able to do all things on my own.” 🫠

Now that English is the official language of the United States, I look forward to everyone understanding the difference between “your” and “you’re,” “their” and “they’re,” and “to,” “two” and “too.”

Translation: "We are containing the geopolitical damage done by President Manbaby and the eyeliner wearing sofasexual."

Australian newspaper "The Sun-Herald" opinion piece calls it out. American msm, take notes.

Vermont understood the assignment. Take notes, America.

HERO vs ZERO I'm in a state of shock & still trying to process yesterday's shameful, traitorous debacle in the WH: A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY. Our standing in the world has plummeted overnight, but the repercussions will be felt forevermore. #SlavaUkraini🇺🇦 #ShameOnUS🇺🇸

'Did you even say thank you?'

This is exactly what a frightened abused wife would send to her family about her abusive husbands actions at thanksgiving, because he’s checking her phone It’s sick and sad

No matter what happened in the Oval Office, I am proud to be a Ukranian American. Today and everyday.

We are here This ain’t the f-ing movies Bad guys can win.

Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that.

No more work-from-home, government workers, except for Kash Patel, who will run the FBI from Las Vegas www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

losing HP every time I want to say something but the conversation topic shifts

"We’re witnessing the self-sabotage of the United States" from @davidfrum.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

If anyone would like to see MCR with me this summer, dm me. I have an extra ticket.

If anyone's free later I was going to put on a fuzzy cardigan and listen to the bossa nova midi tune on my electric keyboard in the dark for 6 hours

The worst part of being an introvert is being overlooked for people who are more loud and “confident.”

it’s like, i want the country road to take me home and i’d love to be in a place where i belong, but is that really west virginia?

NEW: “Kennedy paused a multimillion dollar project to create a new Covid-19 vaccine in pill form on Tuesday, and the Food and Drug Administration canceled an advisory committee meeting on updating next season’s flu vaccine.” newrepublic.com/post/192059/...

🤡 back to square one 🤡

A measles outbreak in West Texas and New Mexico has killed a school-age child and sickened more than 130 people. Public health experts fear it’s only the beginning, says @lisamjarvis.bsky.social:

BREAKING — NBC celebrates Black History Month by firing its most prominent primetime Black cable news host and its most prominent weekend Black cable news host, and pushing out its Black nightly news anchor.

Let’s go www.yahoo.com/news/no-amaz...

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The bakery just gave me a free bagel & suddenly I’m 94% more pleasant.

@legendaryjosesito1.bsky.social

Learned that my babygirl’s original name was Cindy Lou and it all makes so much sense now. I can’t comprehend why her name was ever changed. 🤦‍♀️

No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.

This was on my feed, so now, it has to be on yours. 🥰