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I mostly just post about Jesus and sports.
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submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

This is what you get when Pizza Hut stops giving Americans pizza to read books

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

They are all acting contrary to Caesar’s decrees, saying that there is another king — Jesus. —Acts 17:7 Live like there is another King.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 3 days ago • 62 comments

Charlotte FC, thank you for rewarding me for staying awake this late.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Hey guys I’ve been thinking. What if we’ve been reading Revelation 5-6 all wrong?

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

submitted 6 days ago • 357 comments

For all 3 of my followers who care about MLS, here's my 2025 predictions. First up, the East: 1) Cincinnati 2) Miami 3) Columbus 4) Charlotte 5) Red Bulls 6) Atlanta 7) Orlando 8) Chicago 9) Montreal 10) New England 11) DC 12) NYCFC 13) Philadelphia 14) Toronto 15) Nashville

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

qs your lock screen

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Go to church

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus to the disciples

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Thunder only happens when it's raining Everybody loves you when you're Raymond

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Bill Stein tried to tell you all 40 years ago

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Unfortunately the Constitution did not foresee a situation where the president does whatever he wants and says "What are you gonna do about it dork"

submitted 26 days ago • 644 comments

Y’all remember when Obama wore a tan suit?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Little old Charlotte being top 10 amongst much bigger markets and and historic teams makes my heart happy.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Basically, the country’s been taken over by a bunch of internet trolls and podcasters who thought running the government would be as easy as complaining about it.

submitted 31 days ago • 224 comments

Amen.

submitted 45 days ago • 4 comments

being on bluesky

submitted 51 days ago • 191 comments

it is so important to remember that IN THE MOMENT there was no one who thought jan. 6 was some innocent protest gone awry. everyone recognized it for what it was.

submitted 53 days ago • 197 comments

They're giving Bryce 45 seconds to get in FG range. Critical error. #KeepPounding

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

The Holy Spirit is not an algorithm

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Sonic 3 spoiler below: People getting so hung up on how Sonic could breathe in space in the most recent movie when he almost drowned in Sonic 2. Nobody asking the hard hitting question of how Maria had a vinyl record of the Travelling Wilbury's in 1974.

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submitted 66 days ago • 83 comments

Merry Christmas to all!

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Not unless we put on the best damn Christmas pageant the town’s ever seen!

submitted 68 days ago • 19 comments

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Favorite: Come Thou Long Expected Jesus Least Favorite: While By the Sheep

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

we three kings of orient ARE bearing gifts we travel so FAR three emcees following that STAR gaspar, melchior and BALTHASAR

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submitted 78 days ago • 2 comments

San Diego is fantastic....or so I'm told.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

submitted 454 days ago • 16 comments

bringing back a Christmas classic

submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments