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clsn.bsky.social
Middle-aged union member and newspaper subscriber. I Don't Even Own a Television was a good podcast: I don't have the files, if you want them, try the Facebook group.
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oh no these guys are bullying a small friend of Jack Reacher, I wonder how this is going to play out! Nobody spoil it for me

submitted 2 hours ago • 18 comments

Three gummies and the Album “90125” By the band Yes? Dude

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

With Elon’s “tell us what you accomplished last week or you’re fired” emails: I can confirm that he didn’t limit himself to the executive branch. He sent them to employees of the judicial branch as well.

submitted 6 hours ago • 150 comments

Man, the guy who named Best Buy must not have been to very many stores.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

If you would like to learn how to do this kind of writing, I will teach you. I will, if you have no money, do it for free. I will, if you have some money, invite you to my "writing coach" patreon. I will, if you have an institutional budget, charge a fair workshop rate. Lollardfish @ gmail.

submitted 14 hours ago • 15 comments

a perfect loaf 🍞

submitted 18 hours ago • 11 comments

presented without comment

submitted 21 hours ago • 28 comments

(Stone-faced man ducks under police tape) OFFICER (whispers) That's Rick Searcher. He's just called Searcher. He'll search for anything. OFFICER 2 And he finds it? OFFICER (solemn) ...sometimes. Title: SEARCHER!

submitted 15 hours ago • 7 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

I can confirm the secret isn't "cutting off my foreskin".

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Million-dollar idea: Pulp, but boys like them

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Let's check in on guys who want to carry wallets.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

All of this is also true about me, I just don't bitch and moan about it.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

“I just wanna say trans people are beautiful. We are never going to stop existing. I’m never gonna stop being trans, a letter on a passport can’t change that, and fuck this administration.”

submitted 1 day ago • 66 comments

Based on the name, chervil is the nerd of herbs

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Going landlord mode at work (fixing every problem by painting over it, not responding to emails for two weeks, raising my wages by $600 with no warning)

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

chilled to the bone trying to imagine a real life flesh dog that looked even a little bit like pluto

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Pete Alonso got one. They embraced. "Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete." "That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete." "Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

removing noose from around my neck and smiling

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

The way history works *grabs calipers* is that certain people *grabs your skull* are SPECIAL and GOOD and IMPORTANT *measures the shit out of your cranial folds or whatever* and then there's people like you.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Does this ... look a little like Zuck?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Exhausted and watching an amiable Greg Mottola comedy about a mid virgin dude who gets hung up on a stunning movie star type lady, with a deeply awkward scene in a bar.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

He's right and he should say it.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

All-male tribute to the songs of Neko Case, Heco Case.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

All-male tribute to the songs of Neko Case, Heco Case.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Man, a bad FBI director I never thought I would see the da--okay okay this dumb mother fucker is particularly bad.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Swing by Kash, I got a offensive operation to drop in your mouth.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Fuckin hell now they tell me

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

i will never apologize for a post

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Million-dollar idea: a novel, but written by a man you vaguely remember used to do lightly trollish pieces about internet culture.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

"The government should run like a business" bitch I'm in a union, I don't even think businesses should run like a business

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I just got a VERY pleasing verification code, but I'm not supposed to share it with anyone 😔

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The Substance feels like a story about how vain, shallow women get what they deserve, disguised as a critique of unrealistic beauty standards.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

whenever young people ask me for advice, i always recommend that they carry some cash on them. it's easy to understand why they don't, since almost everything now can be bought with a credit card or a mobile app. but what it means for me is that they're more difficult to hold up and rob in the park

submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments