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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT DOG DAY AFTERNOON IS THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME

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me, age 10: goes to a pop-star themed sleepover party dressed as left eye left eye: dies in a car accident me: I did this me, age 33: watches conclave the pope: goes into kidney failure me: it's happening again

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usually my girlfriend loves to see my new manicure and gushes about it every time. today she took one glance at my newest set, looked up at me, horrified, and exclaimed, "WHY CLOWNS???"

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honestly I do not recommend having EDS, it's like being made of toffee and not in a tasty delicious kind of way

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For all the teachers returning to the classroom:

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crying in the club rn

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an oracle deck but it's just cat memes

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what if I just became a sonic fanart account

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HEADLINE: CDC posts, then deletes, data on bird flu spread between cats and people. The data which appeared fleetingly online on Wednesday, confirmed transmission in two households. It is evident the CDC is being muzzled SO let’s talk about what YOU can do to PROTECT yourself AND your pets. 🧪🧵 ⬇️

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whoa guys look I found five bucks

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having ADHD is strategically placing things in high traffic areas so that you see it later and go "OH I should do that" but if you don't deal with it the first time you notice it, the item will melt into the landscape, never to be Seen again

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the southern book club's guide to slaying vampires is the kind of book that doesn't have many scares but the ones it does have are very effective and are the exact right kind to burrow under my skin and live there

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whoops I decided to read a horror book at bedtime and now I'm feeling too creeped out to sleep 😭

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Hey does anyone want to ask Scott Moe why the fuck I've had to get a new doctor YEARLY for the past 5 years because all of our good doctors keep leaving? I'm so fucking sick of this.

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Canada's Fentanyl Czar

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listen I may be small and tired but I am scrappy and heavily motivated by spite. so.

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what's wrong babe, you've hardly touched today's heap of apocalyptic news headlines

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me to this week: IT'S ENOUGH SLICES

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I s2g every other time my girlfriend visits her niblings she catches some kind of illness from them 😭 I love those kids but why are they so gross 😭

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The antidote to fear = acceptance of the fear + action. People often think you will act when courage finds you, but the truth is you must accept that you will be afraid and act anyway. That is how courage is made. You do not stop being afraid and in fact courage is only possible in the face of fear.

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Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment

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my girlfriend and I have a language where we communicate solely in cat memes and tbh what is the joy of being gay if it is not this

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sometimes I think about the friend that my gf had a falling out with. I was under the impression that she was just hella lonely and I would have been her friend too, if she would have given me the chance. I wish she wouldn't have shut down all my attempts to connect with her.

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I found a bunch of my old follows from [redacted] and now my feed is BUMPIN

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The Spirit Bares Its Teeth is turning out to be exactly the book I've been wanting to read lately, the exact level of gross and creepy and engaging that I've been craving.

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this past week I got my order of asian beauty products and skincare that I bought back at the end of last year and I fear this has Started Something

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Just got up the starter pack! You can find it here: go.bsky.app/GRk3qRu To join: - Be queer - Be neurodivergent - Love books - Have not voted for 🍊 - Repost 🔁

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my girlfriend and I: playing on our phones with our open laptops on our laps me: look at us, getting work done

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